RACE

A kid who loves basketball and who is a very nice kind person that will be on your side unless you fuc up and that will not switch on you like a back stabber and who will always love you

Race ,"where are you going

Friend, "your moms house

Race,"fuc up

by The rCe November 4, 2018

whiz-race

The impromptu "time-contest" that you are forced to wage with an approaching vehicle when you step off da sidewalk to pee and there is little concealing "cover"; you therefore have to actively "hurry your bladder" in a desperate effort to "drain yer radiator" quickly enough to "beat da clock" --- i.e., to finish "whizzing" and get your pants zipped back up before the "whizzing" car gets close enough for its occupants to catch sight of you wif yer tallywacker out.

I try to always choose a thickly-vegetated spot in which to take a leak when I'm out walking along country lanes, but occasionally there is such a lengthy stretch of sparse bush-growth that I am unable to "hold it" long enough to eventually reach denser roadside-foliage; I therefore have to "hold a whiz-race" if I hear one or more vehicles approaching in the distance.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Race car

A car that is intended to be used in races, usually has modifications like larger engine, turbos, superchargers and no air conditioning.

Gomez thinks he has a race car, but he really has a car with a broken down air conditioner.

by Gomezismybitch August 2, 2017

A Gentlemen's Race

A race wear two (or more) men start ejaculating at the same time and whoever finishes first, wins the race.

"Hey man I heard they had a Gentlemen's race in the men's bathroom right now."

by JJohn7 August 9, 2017

testicle race

When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses

Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had

Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight

by Fronk donk August 25, 2017

Race

He’s a fat lazy cunt who blames others for his shit, he should grow up and take a trip to the gym because he’s an obese cunt. He tries to act cool and should be trusted

If you know a race it’s good that you disown him

Race is a big lazy bastard

by Peachy tits December 27, 2018

5 mile drag race

When a semi truck passes another, barely moving faster than the one being passed.

Sorry I'm going to be late, I'm stuck behind a 5 mile drag race.

by Lesking72 August 7, 2018