queef

A wet flappy fart noise that is emmitted from the pus when air is brought into it. It usually creates a sloppy "ppppfffftttt" noise followed by a wet fart and the rapid flapping of pussy lips. Sometimes white chunks of seman have been known to fly out of my friends vagina.

"Alli queefed after the shower and a huge cum ball flew out."

by Victor April 14, 2003

Queef

It means to fart out of your vagina.

Maria: WHOA! Did you here my vagina queef?
Haley: You mean your vagina farted?
Maria: DUH!

by EAESTHETIC October 20, 2006

boy queef

FARTING OUT YOUR DICK HOLE

The other day, I had a small toot that seemingly came out of my frontal hemisphere. I do believe I had a boy queef!

by Dawzey July 2, 2014

Reverse Queef

When one passes gas from their anus into a female or male's vagina. Also known as the Evansville windmill.

Hi Johnny would you like to spice things up in our relationship?
-sure Phillis let me do a reverse queef (Evansville Windmill) on you ;)

by cockinyourpussy101401 January 31, 2015

Quede

noun: A flexible vulgar insult independent of sex and sexual oreintation.

"You just took a shit in my car, quede!"

by cardSheark April 17, 2005

Queef Queen

Any member of PYMT's 2008 cast of Chicago.

"Oh my queef, I'm going to miss you Queef Queens!"

by Liz Bernice April 4, 2009

Queef

A try-hard fart that comes out from the vagina

I tried to fart but it ended up as a queef

by errrr...! January 16, 2010