a bottle, usually of glass, having a rounded body and a narrow neck. Inside the bottle is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise.
by QueefPie February 24, 2009
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An abbreviation of "Queens Under Extreme Enemy Fire" (Q.U.E.E.F.). Queef is a term for a very popular young woman in the high school population who has been taken down by nerds that are bearing firearms, or sticks of burning wood.
Bro, the other night at the party everyone thought Ashely was cool, but she turned into a total queef.
by King Queef July 4, 2011
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by coolkid4738292 March 23, 2011
Get the Oaster Queef mug.A wet flappy fart noise that is emmitted from the pus when air is brought into it. It usually creates a sloppy "ppppfffftttt" noise followed by a wet fart and the rapid flapping of pussy lips. Sometimes white chunks of seman have been known to fly out of my friends vagina.
by Victor April 14, 2003
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You fucking quaff!
by michaelhunterrr July 10, 2012
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