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pooch wad

A wad of skin inside a womans woo-woo. It makes the lady bark when touched. Another term used for this small bundle of nerves is the clitoris. 'Pooch wad' is a prefered term when refering to the animal aspects associated with it.
This can be used in a variety of ways.

"Hit it, hit the pooch wad" for instance. It can also be used as a general insult.
by donald dat May 1, 2006
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poaching

1. The act of asking or looking for underage teens purposely.

2. A cougar asking or looking for a guys younger sibling.
Example 1.

A) "I'm bout to go to the high school and show off my new car today."

B) " Dude, NO POACHING!! Your like twenty-five, what the fuck!

Example 2.

Girl, I'm bout to do some SERIOUS poaching at this man house. All this man HAS is younger brothers.
by Griaule November 26, 2010
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Pooch

When a woman is on her period and she qweefs out a piece of her uterus.
I didn't know I was going to start my period so I had sex, but when he pulled his dick out I pooched.
by Actual Garbage June 29, 2016
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pocho

that kid is pocho cause his mom is white and his dad is mexican
by lady sinnner February 5, 2008
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screw the pooch

Meaning to err greatly. Literally meaning to accidently achieve an orgasm when fooling around to get your sausage up in a girls guts. Hence, a catostrophic fuck up.
ex 1: We really can't screw the pooch in the 4th quarter, boys.

ex2: guy1-" I was so nervous with sheniqua last night that i screwed the pooch."
guy2- " ouch dude, ouch.
guy1-" ehhhh, it was good for me."
by Ollie Vector November 20, 2006
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ponch

a person who fails to meet even the basest of expectations.
Anthony didn't show up? He's such a ponch.
by HerbertAndGladys November 10, 2008
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poche

A depressed engineering student. Recognizable by the dark circles under their eyes from lack of sleep, typically found where engineers gather at 3am in the morning cussing at their homework.
Engineer 1 : "Why ya lookin down, poche?"
Engieer 2: "Been workin' on this homework for 4 hours and I've only done one problem. Fuck it, I'm gonna look at pictures of cats"
by CSGinfotronix March 26, 2007
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