Indiana Hot Pocket

The act of a male or female taking a bowel movement, inserting said bowel movement inside the female's vagina, having the male penetrate the female with his penis until ejaculation. The male ejaculates inside the woman. The male then preforms oral sex and eats the sperm and stool in its entirety out of the woman's vagina.

Friend: "Hey Bill, what did you and Claire do last night?"

Bill: "Not much, I gave her an Indiana Hot Pocket."

Friend: "Sounds like things are moving along well for you two!"

by Leroy Shanksion March 30, 2011

Facebook Poke

A way of saying "I like you" to someone without actually coming out and saying it to their face. If they poke you back, they are equally interested.

Lisa: I really like this guy, but I don't know what to say to him.
Michele: Facebook poke him.

by Phil92-1 June 16, 2010

Put me in the pocket

originally created by Tabi Bonney, a washington dc area hip hop artist. "Put me in the pocket.. thats when somebody excites you, know what im sayin, you see a girl thats tight or somethin.. she put you in the pocket", Tabi. So when you see somethin you like, it puts you in the pocket..

That song is crazy, it put me in the pocket.

by Justin Kyle November 13, 2007

*poke*

a form of saying hello or rather a way to let someone know you're around.

(me): /me *pokes* greg
(greg): yo!

by makaveli7 September 7, 2005

Out-of-pocket

Out-of-pocket is a pimp term. If the ho (whore) is out of pocket that means she is out of line. It could be talking back, not making enough dough (money), scheming behind her pimp's back, or any other non-compliant things. This term can be used for other out of line people that may or may not be worthy enough to be called a ho.

"This out-of-pocket bitch came up short so I had to put a foot up her ho ass."

by Dj O-money November 22, 2010

California Hot Pocket

The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.

You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"

Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"

Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?

It's Fred, he crapped on my face...

California Hot Pocket, huh?


yup...

nice..

by Von Mannshaft February 25, 2009

Poke War

A war between two facebook friends by incessantly poking each other in order to get the last poke.

Stian won the poke war.

by john.byrne.wishes. April 23, 2011