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Poon

Aussie Slang. The act of doing a poo while mooning someone.
The guy was shocked when the girl started to moon him, but even more so when it turned into a poon!
by Boots01 May 5, 2022
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shitty poon

used to describe a particular type of female ass. generally not a nice type. shitty poon also be used in a derogatory sense.

"poon" deriving from the term "poontang".
"hey, Ian, quit acting like a skinny, shitty poon. you're a moron man, get a fucking life".
by dpoole August 13, 2008
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Poon Repellant

Something that scares away poon (Pussy), whether it be a physical, psychological, or characteristic trait.
Bad acne and bing grossly overweight are Poon Repellant.
by Dickbubcus February 12, 2017
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Poon Booker

One who makes copious Facebook updates about his life in order to appease the poon, with limited success.
What a Poon Booker, if he think all those status updates are getting him any pussy, he's got another thing coming!
by F_loot April 14, 2011
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Poon Lagoon

To sweat excessively in your nether region. Swamp Ass for female lady parts. (Male version: Niagara Balls)
Ryan: I am sweating my balls off.
Elyse: Yea I am really dealing with a poon lagoon.
by PJ Cooler March 8, 2022
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poon

Adjective; a powerful slang word to describe something you are violently obsessed with. It is not just something addictive, but it’s something you need like oxygen, it’s iconic, addictive, and deeply personal to you. Always goes after a noun.
House M.D. is so poon I might pass out.
Boba tea? Literally poon.

Nate in Gossip Girl? SO POON.
by JpoonJ123 June 26, 2025
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May Poon

An extreme feeling of attraction between a boy and an older woman in university. May lead to pregnancy and abortion.
by Zomgmygoodnessbbq February 23, 2011
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