pocketpool

masturbation with you hand in your pocket
(wankin off with you pants on)

God Dammit, stop playin pocketpool, and do it like a normal person

by Don Faith June 11, 2006

pocket pash

When two pocket linings protrude from their pocket holes and rub together, creating a "pash" between the two pocket linings.

Person One: Hey wanna pocket pash?
Person Two: *pulls out pocket lining*
Person One: *pulls out pocket lining also and pockets meet*
Random On-Looker - AW SICK! YOUR POCKET PASHING!

by BYH August 23, 2006

pocket method

It is the act of putting your hand in your pocket to simply, smoothly scratch your testes.

Ayo! I was in class today and my balls' itched so I used the pocket method so nobody would notice.

by Mr. JoHN KnoxXx May 5, 2007

pocket poor

Describes someone who, regardless of having a lot of money in the bank, never seems to have any cash on hand.

I went to the bar with my buddy to celebrate his IPO, but had to buy the drinks because as usual he was pocket poor.

by T Moto August 21, 2007

pocket pansy

One who secretly spends the whole day with a dildo in his ass unbeknownst to his friends and co-workers.

I didn't take Tom for a pocket pansy until I saw the dildo fall out of his ass in the men's locker room.

by Long- John Steven Spielberg August 7, 2009

Pocket Launch

The act of inadvertently and suddenly ejaculating in one's pants in response to an unforeseen and intense sexual arousal.

When Jimmy "accidentally" walked in on Chad's mother in the shower, he had a pocket launch.

by Ritondy August 2, 2010

Pocket Comment

Pocket Comment: Any comment made by accident to a social network or forum from a smart phone or connected device residing in your pocket.

Pocket Comment example: adfjdjqehdanldmmm

by Bapzzyx June 15, 2011