number plate racism

To assume a driver’s attributes and abilities according to the State of Issue of their number plates.

“All cars from Kansas drive slowly in the overtaking lane.” “ Hey! That’s number plate racism!”
“All Californians drive stoned.”

“All New Yorkers drive too fast.”

by On the level [---o---] July 2, 2024

Smoke Plate

An apparatus used for smoking activities i.e. ashtray, rolling tray, roach motel.

"Hey, Prof? Pass me the smoke plate."
"What? The ashtray?"
"Naw, the smoke plate! That's what we call em in my house. Smoke plate!"

by VooDooPROPHET November 26, 2024

mathematical plateau

It's the state of zen you reach as a mathematician / math enthusiast where formerly you 100% loved math, and now you currently hate it. This gives you a greater view of the mathematical landscape, because you're no longer over-studying, so the brain has ample time to recharge, and you learn quicker!

I've reached the mathematical plateau, fellow mathematicians. The view from here is nice.

by Yoda the Coda December 3, 2024

Nova Plate

A generously loaded plate of food, typically prepared at a family gathering or event, where portions are piled so abundantly that layers of different foods overlap. It often includes multiple servings, ensuring the diner remains seated without needing to return for seconds or thirds.

After the buffet opened, Uncle Joe returned with a Nova plate so stacked with turkey, stuffing, and pie that we wondered how he managed to carry it back to the table.

by anonymous December 24, 2024

Hot Plate

Warming up a hot plate in the microwave to snort coke off of it. Coke absorbs water. Hot plate evaporates it. Less will feel more intense

John: hey bro I got an eight ball, go warm up a plate for me real quick! I need a Hot Plate

Todd: why?!

John: because it’s easier to crush and makes the powder more fine, trust me bro

by Wavybonexander2.0 January 31, 2025

Spinning Plates

"Spinning Plates" is the art of juggling multiple people you’re attracted to, keeping each one interested while trying to hold them all in your orbit.

Guy 1: "Hey man, are you still talking to that one girl"
Guy 2: "Yeah I'm talking to her and two of her friends"
Guy 3: "My guy, you are Spinning Plates for no reason"

by PesoDollar August 12, 2025

bait plate

when one tries to attract a mate by posting food pics of dishes they’ve cooked

Tom: yes I’m going out with Susan again
George: where are you taking her?
Tom: this high end joint owned by some famous chef
George: is this the one who keeps fishing for a man posting the bait plate pics on her insta?
Tom: yeah man, I’m gonna treat it right and lock it in, Susan gonna be my wife and feed me like a pig the rest of my life

by All good names are taken August 21, 2025