The Waiting Period

The year-long wait from being 19 years of age, to turning 20. Anxiously waiting to cross the seemingly everlasting threshold of teen life's end and stepping into adulthood.

WARNING: Some teenage residue may still reside when turning 20. Please make sure to wash thoroughly behind the ears and under fingernails with a constant flow of education and employment however and whenever possible.

I turn 20 tomorrow. To hell with The Waiting Period let's get some bitches in here... RIGHT NOW!

by [Fake ass name] November 25, 2013

Paper Towel Perforation Tantrum

Going absolutely banana-bat-shit crazy when taking paper towels and they won't tear along the perforations properly... having recently consumed spiced rum does not aid in the tearing.

"Woah, see that chick losing her shit, she totally just threw a massive Paper Towel Perforation Tantrum... she must be drinking spiced rum..."

by J-LO 86 June 19, 2014

buffet anxiety performance

when a fat bastard who can usually polish off food like a walrus, gets anxiety performance at a buffet, and cant get past the first two plates without exhausting himself/herself.

Andy went to the treasure island buffet in vegas, and suffered from buffet anxiety performance (BAP). he had one plate and was rooted, and couldn't get anymore in. he felt completely ripped off.

by kernelab January 15, 2016

that girl in second period

she knows that you can do math and gets wet when you help her with it

that girl in second period asked me to help her again.

by that guy in second period April 5, 2021

period

the time every month when your girlfriend goes insane and acts like a bitch. in certain more insane girls increases the risk of her simply deciding that she no longer wants a boyfriend.

fuck, my girl is on her period again... maybe I'll go get a hotel room for a week this time

bitches be crazy

by bitches be crazy September 28, 2008

Period

An excuse for girls to complain and bitch for 3 weeks out of each month. They say it only lasts a week but the symptoms always seem to last for the week before in stress of it coming, and the week after because apparently no knows wat they are going through.

Guy1 "dude, my girl is having her period"
Guy2 "Week 1, 2 or 3?"

by blue balls mcgee January 7, 2009

period clot

1)The clot of a period.
2)A term used to compare someone to a clot of a period.

Bobby you're such a period clot.

by Dani and the KWAD March 6, 2008