periodness

adj.

pronunciation: period(ness)

All the extra s**t her uterus puts out into the universe. A cloud of "F**k you" rolls around the profane creature, creating loathing and repugnance in whatever room the uterus-holder may be in. While 'period' describes the actual process, 'periodness' describes that extra that she exudes that you can't quite describe or put your finger on, but that you wish, with every fiber of your being, that you did not have to be with behind enemy lines for the next seven to fourteen days, ducking in and out of various rooms of the residence to avoid the walking hatebox.

Suzy asked if I was going to come to bed tonight, but I told her I am sleeping on the couch until all of her periodness has evaporated from her system.

by Operative Hatching Lion May 9, 2023

Period Perception

When a woman's judgement and feeling toward another person is changed due to their period.

S: So my friends girlfriend went to the show with us tonight

J: ugh. I hate her.

S: you've never met her....
J: i probably don't hate her. It's just period perception

by SKurp December 1, 2014

Man Period

The term used to describe a dude who’s being moody and intolerant and complaining.

‘Kelsey, you dumbass! You kicked me!’ Mark yelled.

‘It was an accident!’ Kelsey replies.
Mark rolled his eyes.
‘Someone’s on their man period,’ Kelsey whispered to herself.

by RatAthlete June 6, 2021

Full Stop Period

Writing a song about how some female ain't shit. Full Stop Period.

Double back on her fast, don't spill shit on this amiri. took a full Stop Period.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown October 14, 2025

one day period

Your vagina hates you it's gonna be okay

I had a One day period... some girls thought I was blessed... turned out... I'm dying

by Queen of knowledge March 11, 2017

Period Pearl

A blood clot formed within thy vaginal tract in the shape of a pearl.

Flavor your chicken soup with a period pearl.

by FTWW December 14, 2023

period ah period uh

a dumb song that a girl made on tiktok and went viral for no reason

"brit barbie... period ah period uh period ah period uh period ah period uh period ah period uh, i am period ah u are period uh, period ah period uh period ah period uh"

by homosexualhomo9379 September 25, 2022