hot pants

Hot pants are shorts that could not possibly be shorter -- I've got a pair of them which I keep pulling down because I feel so self-conscious. Understandably, they draw a lot of stares when paired with killer legs.

"They're -- sexy, but a bit too sexy. I don't want anybody trying to touch you, all right?" - My Mom

by Ophi & Sim May 13, 2004

Short Pants

Short pants or short trousers are the original names for what many people sadly only know as shorts today.

mother: Tommy put your short pants on instead, it is too hot outside for long pants!

by truthwillsetyoufree123 November 16, 2016

ants in pants

To be completely overwhelmed by your sex drive so much so that you cannot focus or do anything else until mastubation is complete. Often times young males may experience ants in pants up to 3 times consecutively.

Also known as Anty Panties.

Mum: Excuse me son, how about you do some study! Your exams are soon!

Hutz: Stfu im batting.

Mum: Sounds like someone has a case of ants in pants

Hutz: I SAID STFU

by omg i am wtf leet December 5, 2007

Skinny Pants

Pants that are hiked up onto the belly rather than wearing them at the waist. These you see used by fat people who try to look skinny.

Jeff: Sam did you see that fat guy wearing his skinny pants?
Sam: Yeah, but they ain't helping him look skinny.

by .Spooky. December 9, 2008

cutie pants

Pertaining to a female with amazing features, usually of face and body, that warrant mentioning to one's friends. Synonyms: bangin', gorgeous.

Now that girl...she is a cutie pants.

by Kevin October 5, 2004

krew pants

jeans that are usually worn by male skaters. they are tight all the way down, especially at the shins and ankles and are like boyish versions of skinny jeans. similar to the 'girl jeans' worn by some emos, but not identical. VERY HOT on guys, but just freaky weird looking on girls.

JR: ew. have u noticed that ed wears girl jeans?

ED: THERE NOT GIRL JEANS THERE KREW PANTS!

JR: *starts crying*

by Alexa H August 23, 2006

Jew Pants

Things that jewish people wear on their legs. The most common jew pants include polyester material meant to look like denim, but they aren't actually blue jeans. Jew pants also include an elastic waistband in place of the belt. The main reason jews wear these items is because they are cheap and affordable, rather than buying actual denim and a belt separately.

Dude: Woah man check out those funky pants? Are those jeans???
Lil Nigg: Hell naw man, them beez fuckin jew pants!

by Garren S. March 5, 2010