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smash some panda

1. Go to town on the BIGGER PLATE from PandaExpress.
2. Go to town on a fat asian chick.
"I could smash some Panda!"
by BigDaddyTeemoe August 28, 2018
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road panda

When you are engaged in driving somewhere and an overweight woman gives you a blow job. See road dome
Dude, why are you always getting road panda when I'm in the car?!
by RCduB October 11, 2008
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Panda buddy

Panda buddy is the most amazing thing that can happen to you it makes u have a bestfriend till the day u die

K&j 1.22.16
by Gbking June 27, 2016
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Panda Paw

A mix of massage and stretching exercises done by Ben and Liv Hatley. It was so named because of Ben's large hands. Often he does them to his grandkids or friends. And also he does these to Liv who absolutely loves it. This is guaranteed to make you limber. No ifs, hands, or paws about it!
Ben: Hey, anybody up for a baseball game? I'm ready to do my Panda Paw. You've got to warm up, you know? You can't play baseball on a cold body.

Liv: You're right. This is sweet. I love the Panda Paw stretches. The Hatley Hula, the Liv Lean - they're all part of it. (she starts doing a Hatley Hula) Easy now, don't go too much.

D.D.: What is this? I've never seen it. And who are you guys? I want to join this, too. It looks like fun.

Ben: I'm Ben Hatley. And this is my wife, Olivia, but folks call her Liv. This is my Panda Paw stretch. Why don't you try it? (he shows D.D. how to do some of it)

Liv: Is she getting the hang of it yet?

Ben: I don't think she can see. I don't think she can do this.

D.D.: He's right. I can't see. I'm blind and have to be guided. Do any of you two want to help me?

Liv: You poor thing. Sure we'll help. These stretches are awesome. And anyone can do it! Here, I'll help.

Beatrice: (entering with a baseball bat in hand) Hey, is the game on yet? I want to play!

Ben: Wait, we're just doing the Panda Paw stretches. Why don't you join us, too. We're all already teaching your friend, D.D.

D.D.: (reaches up and high fives Ben) This rocks! We're going to have to do these at the senior center. I love this!

Ben: Well, now that we're all limbered up, let's play ball! (he picks up a baseball and throws it at Beatrice. And he yells:) Batter up!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 22, 2011
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Milking the Panda

When a woman grasps both a black dick and a white dick in a single hand and proceeds to stroke them together at once.
Yo, Jenny is up to milking the panda, you in with me bro?
by PandaMilker December 7, 2017
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Blue panda F

When a panda decides to dump blue paint on itself then stick its finger up its ass
Yo Ronald I was taking a walk and saw a panda pull a Blue panda f
by Rowlith octopus December 20, 2022
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Panda<3

An awesome person that “lou” loves soooo much , a perfect person, a very sweet person
Oh you know Panda<3 ?
Oh yes you mean the most perfect person
by Lou<33 October 17, 2021
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