buying the toilet paper

"Buying the toilet paper" is to perform an action one knows will have no impact on their current dilemma, yet they perform it anyways just to feel like you have some control over an uncontrollable situation.

Based on the 2020 toilet paper shortages.

"voting is pointless. I'd just be buying the toilet paper."

by slutilda March 14, 2020

paper-mooning

adj. scamming someone for money

Rory in the Gilmore Girls, (referencing the 1973 movie Paper Moon), says that bringing an article of clothing back to a store to return multiple times, will lead the sales clerk into believing that Rory is "paper-mooning them".

(or)

Turbo tax is trying to paper-moon me by pretending that the free edition is always free; that's why they hide the Freedom version on a separate website!

by maevepotter August 20, 2012

stack papers

Black American slang. To earn large amounts of money. Usually as part of a hustle.

I just got this job at UPS so a I can stack papers and cop the new Grand Tourismo.

by vdubjb February 22, 2005

Big Papi

When you're banging a chick, you pull out and bust on your hand, clap your hands together, and then slap her in the face like Big Papi does before every at bat.

Yeah man that chick was a total slore. She told me to give the Big Papi so I did.

by bigpapier69 October 9, 2008

Pappadeaux

The best southern restaurant with the Cajun and seafood. Found in Dallas, San Antonio, Houston, ATL, and a few other cities.

They like the way me and Banner pimp
You can catch us at Pappadeaux
Eating steak and shrimp
- Lil Flip

I'm a pimp
I walk with a limp
I step inside Pappadeaux eatin' on shrimp.
- Mike Jones

by Cali Dan September 29, 2005

papoose

One of the best, if not the best, of New York's rappers. He is currently signed to Streetsweepers entertainment under DJ Kay Slay. He is widely known for his insane song Alphabetical Slaghter in which he raps using each letter of the alphabet. He is also known for having catistrofical punch lines.

DJ Kay Slay: "Yo Pap,get at these niggas!"

Papoose:"You brought ten niggas that thought they'd never see you breathless, well thats something the tend to see (Tennesee) like Memphis// Rappers tryin' to get in were they fit in like TETRIS// Thats why I leave their families mornin' like breakfast// Other niggas do it, and then they try to follow// That's why I leave their families mornin' like Alonzo"

by Take_Notes May 21, 2006

papi chu

short for papi chulo..usualy meaning a pimp, the mac daddy, or a pretty boy
but here in the united states of america it defines ricky ram and his latin hips

papi chu

by jaygee003 March 25, 2010