Palmist

1. What Sleepy Joe Biden said instead of 'psalmist'

2. What the majority of users here who sit around all day writing and reading definitions (speaking from experience) probably are.

1. I can't believe Sleepy Joe Biden said 'palmist' instead of 'psalmist', what a fucking idiot he needs to be in a home somewhere.

2. I used to be a palmist but now I have a steady girlfriend.

by Icy Wyte June 20, 2022

Palmies

Breasts that can fit within a person's hand. Usually ranging from A cup to B cup sizes.

"She's not all that built, but she's got some great palmies."

by ZKI October 25, 2004

Palmer Cash

A clothing company that advertises on UD. Unlike Snorg, PC ads feature attractive females with semi exposed breasts.

Wtf is that fat ginger doing with her pants unzipped? she looks like somebody hit her in the head with a 2x4 and then she ate them.

*Hits Refresh*

Attractive clothing model on an advertisement on UD? This is new... Palmer Cash, you say?

by 8=D~~ May 15, 2011

The Palmer Gross

"To pull a palmer" is to be the biggest mooch you possibly can all the time

"that ass pulled the palmer gross brought 15 dollars to beach week and mooched off of corey and chris the whole fucking time"

by CDNoodles June 14, 2008

Hairy Palms

People who are half monkey

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey

by Dave July 8, 2003

palmann

pda like hardware containing extensive details on self abuse

where's my palmann gone ? Baywatch is on in five minutes

by Sportbilly September 11, 2004

Palmersheimed

v. ruining a funny situation with a remark that ruins the funnyness

when person A B C and D are laughing and telling jokes about something, person P Palmersheimed it by making a remark usually not pertaining to the subject, and makes the situation no longer funny.

by IOWA_HAWKS_FAN March 3, 2011