Dick Job

Two guys using their dicks to jerk off another guys dick (essentially sandwiching a penis between two penises)

Man those hot dudes gave me a good dick job

I gave my grandpa a sick job last night

by Robert (The Daddy) Armstrong May 25, 2022

That is not my job

It’s another word for oh hell na it’s originated from Nickelodeon drake and josh’s manger Helen

Lottie-“Get my food”
Chelsey-“That is not my job “

by ChelseyandLottie.xo May 17, 2019

Elephant Job

Using your nose for sexual pleasure.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me an awesome elephant job last night.

Damn I bet that Jewish girl would give a sweet EJ.

by roseroseroseroserose June 28, 2011

B.O Job

When you are doing a girl, and she get's all sweaty. You then do her armpit.
This is the pre-move to a Canker Cleaner.

Me : Last night I got a B.O Job!

Friend1: I totally wish I was you!

by 413X J4M35 January 22, 2009

vibe job

Putting your phone on vibrate and resting it on your gens while in a text conversation.

Lucy: "I hate you, and I'm never gonna do anything for you ever again."

Murphy: "Well aren't you wrong, your giving me a vibe job right now."

by newschannel June 10, 2009

Tob Job

A job done by a silent or mute guy, where he sucks on your smallest toe, then spits in your eye.

Male 1: How much for a Tob Job?

Mute Male: (Signs for $300)

by TOBE JOBE May 8, 2011

Yaz Job

When women go on any form of birth control and in turn get big boobies

She looks like she got a freaking boob job...

Nope, she just got a Yaz Job

by Santa Clause 2353 December 5, 2009