a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.
person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.
person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.
person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
by fartness lockness June 30, 2022
Get the fartness locknessmug. A buddy of mine is barrel locked (bent over a barrel) with a vendor at work. He can't get anything done cause the vendors solution doesn't work, and management won't allow him to replace the vendor.
by -=v00d00=- March 21, 2023
Get the Barrel Lockedmug. by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018
Get the I keep my shit on lockmug. a state of such concentration that one is able to perform at the peak of one's physical or mental capabilities.
by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025
Get the Locked inmug. D (dick) on lock. Keeping a very close eye on your man. Always looking to see if he's cheating to try to prevent him from being with another.
by AJ Banana Puddin' June 16, 2017
Get the d on lockmug. To be killed by being released into a depressurized, over pressurized, or vacuum space by means of a pressure door or airlock. A trope commonly featured in science fiction works, extending from a means of execution on a spaceship.
Captain Reine, knowing the consequences of his high treason, was locked immediately, without even the mercy of a court martial.
by Somebody, but not Nobody September 16, 2023
Get the lockedmug. A secret FBI tactic they use against terrorist, mass shooters, and spies. They apply agressive and intimating tactics that make you wanna knock their teeth out. Similar to gangstalking. "The FBI retaliation program".
by TI Satan November 24, 2022
Get the Bumper lockingmug.