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Oliver

Oliver is the guy that thinks he can get all the girls because of his jawline, but in what he apparently doesn't know is that no girls likes him.

Oliver is also really shy and really don't know how to talk to new people, he also doesn't know how to handle women.

Oliver can't sit still he always needs to do something, he is so annoying.
"that's guy I just tried to talk to is so shy,
I talked to him but he didn't say a word, what the hell is wrong with him" "yeah it's Oliver"
by Madisonadams2195 December 11, 2016
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Oliver

An Oliver is someone who has a shriveled old man penis and absolutely no future. Oliver is also the mayor of loserville and is blacklisted from the list. Oliver never has and never will get any hoes and everyone who has ever met him hates him passionately and wants him to be crucified.
Everyone hates Oliver.
by anonymous February 19, 2024
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Oliver

A guy who is extremely and abnormally tall. Has a fair amount of really good friends. He sometimes enjoys playing the guitar and changing instruments if he gets bored. He has amazing humour and is friendly to whoever he meets and is willing to add them to his life.
Person 1: Hey, I have this new friend called Oliver
Person 2: damn bitch you're lucky
Person 1: I know, I know.
by posseseddemon February 20, 2022
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Oliver Dare

His hair is the cause of Global Warming, they are estimated a 2000 Degrees Celsius, Fattest Ranga dog cunt to ever live
He's an Oliver Dare
by Chunky Milk Giga Tits November 28, 2021
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Oliver

Doesn't give a flying fuck about anything... Except starwars. He fucking loves star wars...
Person1: "Hey who's that running around with a lightsaber?"

Person 2: "Oh that's Oliver."
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Oliver i

the definition of an oompaloompa. very very very short and stubby. terrible schooler and has the most funny laugh and is very very very slow and is the most trash kid at fortnite and is legit dog shit and does not even know how to do anything other then cry to his mum. LOL
oliver i: "Hey wanna play fortnite?"
guy: "no your trash kid"
by YOUR-MUM-LOSER May 29, 2023
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Oliver#2

Someone who is red

A nerd
Leprechaun
DnD lover (cringe tbh)
by Yourmotherstesticals May 4, 2023
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