Mendon Ohio 

Mendon is a town full of drug addicts and toothless whores. There is a harley Davidson store in that town so everybody has harley and are either in a hog chapter or a wana be motorcycle gang. If you need pizza and heroin it's the town to go to. Its mostly filled with lowlifes and druggies . If you move there and the people don't like you they will try there best to run you out of town. If you do decide to move there they have a town slumlord who will rent you a shitty trailer or house that is run down for way more than its worth.

Mendon Ohio has alot of shitty houses.

Mendon Ohio by Hhrandel January 22, 2017

Cortland, Ohio 

Cortland Ohio
A nice little town located next to a lake that smells like feces and is named after what engulfs the whole area: mosquitoes.
The mosquitoes are so bad in Cortland, residents are usually fatigued and pale from extreme blood loss. If you don't have a small business ran out of your home, you are not a true Cortland, Ohio native.

Cons: it's boring as hell here.

Pros: it isn't Warren.

Cortlander, "I live in Cortland, Ohio"
Clevelander, "You live all the way in PA?"

Cortland, Ohio by Scribbleyfartbox August 16, 2018

brecksville, ohio 

A shit city with a bunch of rich kids who get whatever they want. They always think they are good at everything. Their gymnastics team is good, but their basketball team gets lucky

Why do we have to visit this city of Brecksville, Ohio

brecksville, ohio by Brecksville sucks December 17, 2013

Troy, Ohio

A bunch of white privileged, J-Crew wearing, Hitler praising hicks who all live in corn fields next to some random river.

Q: Hey, wanna visit Troy, Ohio?
A: Hell no, I don't own any clothes from J-Crew and I actually care about black people.

Troy, Ohio by Mr. Cuddlez123 March 4, 2017

The Ohio State University Buckeyes Football Program 

argueably the best college football program in the big ten (and one of the best in the NCAA). They fairly frequent the big ten championship spot and are rarely ranked outside the top 25 spots. They have several national championship titles under their belt as well as seven heisman trophies from six players (Archie Griffen won two). Their current head coach Jim Tressel plays a conservative style of football deemed Tressel-Ball by most. Their fans pride themselves on being absolutely loyal to their team and being obnoxious toward other teams. In recent years, their rivals the University of Michigan Wolverines haven't even posed a threat.

Person 1: I love The Ohio State University Buckeyes Football Program.

Person 2: Me Too.

The Ohio State University Buckeyes Football Program by Sab720i November 16, 2010

Cleveland Ohio

A city with a cock-sucking player that went to play for the deep-south, has some of the best schools like Hathaway Brown (Go Blazers!), Laurel, St. Ed's, maybe school across from Wendy's (look up St. Ig's, they suck dicks, but they are kinda smart), ect., some okay successful people, the MOST poorest people (they can't even afford shit), and very flammable water sources. But at least we're better than Hollenbeck or Detroit (ESPECIALLY DETOIT cause they'll all go to hell). I'm a Clevelander and really proud of it.

Clevelander (from Cleveland Ohio):Hey
Detroit Person: Hey
D-P: This place sucks
C-er: WTF dude?
D-P: I mean srsly, look at all the stuff that happened. That 23 tall n*$#@% left.
C-er: Do know what racism is?
D-P: Whuh?
C-er: Do you know what an education is?
D-P: Whuh?
C-er: Never mind, oaf.

Cleveland Ohio by GoHBBlazersYouRock December 8, 2010

Going to Ohio 

The act of achieving orgasm, either solo or with a partner. See Big O

"It takes us about 30 minutes to go to Ohio."

"I love going to Ohio, but I usually want to leave once I get there."

Going to Ohio by D3LIRANT June 27, 2016