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Crumpin Off

The act of shamelessly pleasuring ones self in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough for a stall you’re too good to be Crumpin Off
Did you hear dean was Crumpin Off?”

Yeah dude was beating his dick at the urinal.”
by Neil Cicierega August 11, 2018
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off toast

someone who is dumb that killing brain cells would make them smarter
by Samurai552 September 30, 2018
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Succ-Off

Succ-Off
Yo man if i was on my death bed would you give me Succ-Off?
by AntTheSauceGod January 14, 2022
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uwu off

an uwu off is like a dance off or a rap battle where two competitors will fight for the best uwu voice the prices can be from a high five to a high five-thousand dollars! you can have an uwu off anytime anywhere as long as you’ve got the skills!
“hey do you wanna have an uwu off?”

oh yea, you’re on!”
by r!v3r March 22, 2022
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off the chingey

its another saying for "thats cool"
1.o look at the car
2. yea man thats off the chingey
by sam November 15, 2004
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off-branding

Off-Branding

A contradictory version of one's brand, purpose, company culture or message that causes the consumer to see the brand negatively. Loss of consumer credibility based on a company’s internal management style.
The ABC Company presents itself as having a great company culture but has a 43% turnover rate due to

internal off-branding practices.
by MakeItPlain April 29, 2021
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wedge-off

A potato wedge making competition with the lads, lasses etc. (but mainly lads)

Loser sits on a potato dildo
Did you hear about the wedge-off the lads had last night? It was a closely contested battle!
by jackal_f33t July 5, 2023
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