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National Oral Sex Day

February 9th is national oral sex day. Based on pagan religion it is best to celebrate your current romance with oral sex to christen your most recent winter solstice with sexual affection for your loved one.
I am busy today, celebrating NOSD (national oral sex day) the Pagan way with my man!
by NOSD! June 23, 2021
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Obsidian Orangutan

Son, I dont care if you're gay i love you no matter what. As long as you ain't with one of them Dirt Demons, ooooh with one of them Coal Crickets I swear to got if I catch you with an Obsidian Orangutan I'm gonna-
by Someguy.JJ July 22, 2022
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Eggnog Orang Stede

A highly intelligent cat that hustles other cats with catnip for cash. She often uses her claws as a shield and to also scare off her enemies.
Example 1:

Do not disrespect Eggnog Orang Stede!
She’s got that name for a reason!

Example 2:

Roxy: These cats are cookin! goddd they're swingin!

Leia: Tell them Eggnog Orang Stede is in town, they'll calm down.
by Chunky bottoms August 24, 2022
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MOMPA, Make Orange Man President Again, political slogan for 2024 US Presidential election. A pun on Make America Great Again.
I'm a MOMPA Republican. Make Orange Man President Again. Anyone's better than Biden.
by FormerNeverTrumper August 30, 2022
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peel the orange

The act of unbuttoning and possibly unzipping your pants in the car after eating too much at a buffet.
Dave: Man, I couldn't stop myself at that dessert bar.

Dan: Yea dude. I'm so full I gotta peel the orange as soon as I get in the car!
by RoxyPeters August 28, 2009
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Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.
by Dr.Write March 25, 2020
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orange

a girl who puts on so much bloody foundation she turns orange. basically a slut.
"how much foundation does that girl need??"
"she's orange ffs"
by .x.kelly.x. December 30, 2008
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