Old people porn

Pornography that showcases the appalling and questionably legal act of two or more old fuckers having hot, steamy old people sex. Usually can be found under the "Mature" category on most porn sites.

See lemonparty for more information.

Jimmy Nichols: Dad, what is old people porn?

Mr. Nichols: Shut the fuck up and eat your goddamn peas Jimmy. I don't have time for your bullshit.

by gimmedatsammich June 1, 2011

old lady tipping

The practice of tipping over old ladies, similar to cow tipping.

Dude, Sylvia couldn't get her History paper in because she was out old lady tipping again.

by Eva October 13, 2004

old codger

Like "old fogie" or "death wobbler" This term describes elderly folk aged 60+

Oi, Michael Parkinson, ye old codger! Get over 'ere!

by ArmadilloJr May 8, 2010

old meat

referring to a female/pussy thats been tapped by one of your hommies

"His old bitch wanted to get with this, but i kicked her stankin ass out. I dont want none of that old meat."

by Dirty Beavers June 4, 2005

old buck

a G from the streets who know's how to party

old bucks know how to sauce it

by Peter O'Hare January 19, 2006

Old Boot

An affectionate form of address, usually said by a man to another man, indicating your level of comfort with that person is equal to that of an old, well broken-in boot (as opposed to a cramped, new shoe.)

Thanks for letting me borrow your car, and loaning me gas money.

No worries, old boot, we go way back!

by Kushi-Kat March 13, 2012

old cheese

Also can be used in reference to your mother or your wife.

My old cheese will dust me if I go to the pub after work.

by Diego December 3, 2003