Nut roulette

A single player game for a rainy day. One must nut between every commercial before the show resumes. Try to beat your own streaks.

Since I was snowed in on a Friday night I just played nut roulette all night long. 4 for 4 was my highest score.
Because there's nuttin else to do™
Single player game where you.. beat yourself™

by Freejodav January 25, 2019

Nut shorts

The type of shorts when worn by an adult male with a mustache can possibly reveal his nuts( male genatalia) at any moment... If you look.

Dear Diary,

I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.

by Energy 79 October 4, 2016

Nut Master

Someone who Nuts so hard, they black out. They tend to feel horny whenever they're nervous.

Guy 1: What Happened?
Guy 2: Some guy had a Nut Master Problem, in the movie theater. The entire Cinema had to be evacuated it got so bad.

by Hindu Magic School Bus April 12, 2022

beef nut

The larger left testicle of a muscular bovine of a man.

I was just in the football team’s shower after practice this morning and I saw Chad’s sack. Man has a Thiqué beef nut on him.

by Cômrådę Thicqué December 25, 2020

anger nut

When you get so physically angry that you aroused and spontaneously nut.

I did so bad on that test, that when I got it back, I anger nutted in my pants, right on the spot.

by Big Negroid May 7, 2018

Nut Mutt

A female who is old and wrinkly that will take up any opportunity to enjoy a fat nut to the face after a hard day of blowing truck drivers and smoking multiple packs of eagle 20s

Cathryn is a total nut mutt

by Slippery Sanchez June 22, 2018

Screw the nut

Glaswegian slang meaning “be careful”, “pay attention” or “stop messing about” depending on the situation. Your “nut” is your head, or your brain, to be more precise!

“Screw the nut, ya dafty!”
…means “stop messing about, you silly person!”

by Terrysuki July 25, 2022