no armed mama

a nicknamed given to a girl that gives oral sex with no hands

bluetooth becky no armed mama

by craziichick June 28, 2010

tama mama

One who is obsessed with tamagotchi. They often have more than one keychain. A tama mama can be of any gender identity or sex.

Person A: Haha, check this out! My tamagotchi finally grew up!
Person B: Damn it, you are such a tama mama.

by teratophilia May 14, 2013

Bad Mama Jama

An obese black woman who was the subject of a series of pornographic films in the 1980s.

A wondrous black woman; a real piece of ass; a fox.

"According to Mayer and Abramson, Clarence Thomas' viewing pleasures included films such as The Adventures of Bad Mama Jama, about the interracial sexcapades of an obese black woman."

by Tunmy AuGratin April 11, 2006

jo mama jo

its basically yo mama yo except with j instead of y

person 1) yo mama yo

person 2) jo mama jo

by ma dude bra May 16, 2019

obamas babys mama

Michelle Obama

that lady is obamas babys mama, ya know....michelle

by oilcan905 September 10, 2009

mama-fake-hands

mad poser status, a real tool

"That mama-fake-hands shops at hot topic."

"That wangsta mama-fake-hands listens to fifty-cent while eating marshmallows!"

by mightysmax March 10, 2008

Black Mama in a Bag

The end product of releasing your bowels inside of a plastic bag, preferably a ziploc.

I had to shit so bad that I went black mama in a bag.

by Vinegaringle June 18, 2011