jack ninja

a person (typically male) who is skilled in masturbating without being noticed by those around him. term coined from SRK

The jack ninja was so stealthy, he managed to get his business all over that girl's back without her noticing.

by cynik February 15, 2004

nine line bind

An oilfield term that means you are in a predicament or one heck of a situation. Literally, it refers to the block on a drilling rig. The more lines on the block, the more weight you can lift. If you get in a bind with nine lines on the block, there's not much more you can do.

When she ran off and left me with the kids, she put me in a nine line bind.

by Justins Bad March 13, 2008

Nintendo Generation.

The Nintendo Generation includes anybody born from the mid 80's to the mid 90's. So called because we grew up with Nintendos and Segas.
One of the highlights of our younger years was the console wars, when Nintendo ans Sega were in contention for market supremacy.
The Nintendo Generation can be defined by out reminiscing over classic TV shows that the children today will never know of. Ours is the lucky, the chosen, the few, with the glory days of gaming, wrestling, TV, and for the most part, music.
We grew up on such classic movies as Jurassic Park, The Matrix (Before it sucked), the Ernest series, Waynes World, Austin Powers, Independence day, and Dumb and Dumber.
My favorite cartoons were, and this is an abbreviated list, Dexters Lab, Invader Zim, Gundam Wing, Dragonball Z, Biker Mice from Mars, Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Gargoyles, Johnny Bravo, Samurai Jack, Ninja Turtles, onic the Hedgehog....
Yeah I miss my shows...

1> Hey man, do you remember the old school good shows?

2> Yeah man, like Goof Troop, The Raccoons, Frsh Prince of Bel-Air, Tiny Toons?

1> Yeah those were the days

3> We have Spongebob!

1&2> Get the fuck out of here. Fucking kid. You don't know what a good cartoon is!

Nintendo Generation.

by Caramilk_Ninja December 12, 2009

ninga

The combination of the words Nigga and Ninja.
A Black Ninja.

I got my assed kicked by that stealthy ninga.

by 3rd St. Ganstas December 26, 2005

Ninja Movers

Is an organization composed of ninja-like humans, this is usually the effect of too much watching of anime.

e.g. Naruto

Girl: Help me

Ninja Mover 1: dont worry we'll help you i am windking
Ninja Mover 2: By the power bestowed on us, I am firelord
Ninja mover 3: We were created to.. , I am Tidehunter
ninja Mover 4: To eliminate the evil, I am Earthshaker
Ninja Mover 5.: and bring peace to the world, I am ThunderKing..

We are the Ninja Movers..

by Ninja Moverz Founder December 21, 2010

Ninjashyper

A very unfortunate victim of ligma.

Guys, didn't ninja (ninjashyper) die from ligma?

by PT118 September 8, 2018

ninja smoke

To dissappear or leave with out being noticed. Taken from the myth of Ninjas using smoke to dissappear. Used as either a noun or verb.

Will: Where did Laura go?

Rich: She totally ninja smoked outta this place. I never saw her leave nor did she say bye. Just the scent of smoke and some disorientation as she departed

by disfunktedfish September 11, 2006