A change of employment status from a full-time, salaried position to an Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) without the security, benefits and perks usually associated with full time work.
"At least with a layoff, I'd know I was out of work, but apparently this Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) reclassification is supposed to make me think I'm making a sideways move - just without health care, retirement benefits or any notion of a future. Do I look that stupid?"
by Gainfully Funemployed October 21, 2009
Get the Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS)mug. A group of racist bigots, both male and female, who believe they are cultured because they understand the basics of Cricket. Often found having ridiculous eating contests and using racial slurs, and, on occasion, both at the same time. They also tend to enjoy a midmorning bruncheon under a tree where a lynching has just occured.
"Dude, you going to the Non-exclusive Boys Club meeting today?"
"No thanks dude, I try to avoid all Confederate nostalgia that I possibly can."
"No thanks dude, I try to avoid all Confederate nostalgia that I possibly can."
by Caleb Jerome July 5, 2006
Get the Non-exclusive Boys Clubmug. The theory that a male standing in front of a urinal--no matter how much he squeezes, pulls, pushes, wipes, or waits--has a 100% probability of urinating after he has already pulled up his pants and finished relieving himself. Being a theory, it is impossible to prove, but the experience of billions of men of all ages and throughout all time have almost made the statement a truism.
Alex (while relieving himself in front of a urinal): Hey, didn't Reagan say taxing the rich less would mean more jobs and economic opportunities for simple folk like us?
Ken (while relieving himself in an adjacent urinal): I think so. Well, hey, he gave it his best shot. Now hurry up, we're going to be late for the foreclosure hearing. (Zips up.)
Alex: Alright. (Zips up, then feels a trickle of liquid go down his leg.) WTF?? Damn you trickle down theory (non-economic theory)!!!
Ken: Haha. Got you again, huh? Looks like I was one of the lucky ones. (Feels a trickle down his leg) MOTHER#$%^*@!!!!!!!!
Ken (while relieving himself in an adjacent urinal): I think so. Well, hey, he gave it his best shot. Now hurry up, we're going to be late for the foreclosure hearing. (Zips up.)
Alex: Alright. (Zips up, then feels a trickle of liquid go down his leg.) WTF?? Damn you trickle down theory (non-economic theory)!!!
Ken: Haha. Got you again, huh? Looks like I was one of the lucky ones. (Feels a trickle down his leg) MOTHER#$%^*@!!!!!!!!
by Ryno247 October 20, 2013
Get the Trickle Down Theory (non-economic theory)mug. Adam says “hey bitches and bros and non-binary hoes” in the sk8 the infinity dub ep8
the only good thing that has come out of that man's mouth
the only good thing that has come out of that man's mouth
by 1014a April 12, 2021
Get the hey bitches and bros and non-binary hoesmug. leviathin
by sum.fukn.dude March 1, 2022
Get the non fighting pussy / holemug. Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.
Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010
Get the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-eventmug. by Marbarian April 13, 2005
Get the non-religious equivalent of heaven that isn't Kyotomug.