Mexican Musket

Mexican Musket

A cautionary tale about post Mexican food anal sex resulting in a jalapeno seed lodged in your dick hole causing irritated Mexican Musket!

by Littledick69 May 29, 2020

Elon Musk

The ceo of SpaceX and a guy that smokes weed.

"Do you know Elon Musk?" - Someone who knows about spacex
"The guy who smokes weed?" - Me

by A guy that is useless June 8, 2020

The Muskaroo

An affectionate name for Elon the Messiah. "The" is optional

The Muskaroo just announced that the 2021 Model S will go from 0-60 in less than 2 seconds.

by Licensed_Nerd October 9, 2020

Damp Musk

The smell that emits from dried up saliva.

“Dude, I fell asleep in class and drooled on my arm. I woke up and it totally smelled Satan’s damp musk.”

by YungDov November 4, 2020

Gassy Masky

A term which originated during the coronavirus pandemic, where one farts in their mask and very rapidly puts mask on themselves or others as a prank.

Braxton: Dude that was so funny when we gave that freshmen a Gassy Masky!
Evan: Yea bro that was hilarious, he was gagging like crazy!

by FullSender09 November 10, 2020

Mississippi musket loader

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:

1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus

I gave Sarah a Mississippi musket loader last night.

by Mr vanilla wafer December 4, 2020

yucky mucky

what Steve Roslonek said in his version of the bear hunt song after walking through the mud

Steve Roslonek: *has to walk through mud*

When Steve Roslonek finished walikng through the mud he said "yucky mucky"

by Pokopon Kaitlyn February 21, 2021