Sweet Mother of Jesus

Mary, the mother of Jesus. This is typically an exclamation of disbelief, usually targeted at something so out there that it's hard to believe or process. You could also say "Holy shit!" -- it's quicker.

Sweet mother of Jesus! Did you see that chick just crush those beer cans with her 44HHH tits?!?!

by toxicsky February 8, 2010

Ganky Motherfucker

A person who will not stop doing something that really pisses you off.

That Ganky Motherfucker would not stop shooting at me!

by B=Rad January 2, 2009

motavation

To be motivated by use of any type of "WEED" medication to take you to that one special funny trip. This word comes from the spanish word used by us mexicans and that word is MOTAVATION......PUTOS!!!!

Hey Drew lets go and get some motavation, and fast!
Do you want to go get some motavation?
Dammit man I can't go to bed without some motavation!
I need some motavation to motivate myself.

by Eriquito Stone August 18, 2006

newtons three laws of motion

1st law:an object will continue to be in motion unless another force acts upon it to stop it.
2nd law:Force=Mass*acceleration
3rd law:For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Newtons three laws of motion come into play at a skatepark.

by KawaiiAnime October 27, 2003

motor-mouth

a person who is very talktive

This motor-mouth always follows me around at lunch time. I am sick of listening to his mindless chatter.

by Light Joker July 29, 2005

mother

Somebody who can be a really nice person, but can also physically and verbally abuse you sometimes. Perhaps she does it out of anger, or hate, or whatever the reason. This is an actual conversation I had with my mother:

Her: Did you do something stupid?
Me: What? No! Why did you thnk that.
Her: Because ou're you, and you do stupid things (Ouch!)
Me: Hey...shut up!
Her: What did you say?
Me: Just stop! I don't need to listen to this!
Her: (smacks me across head) You don't tell me to shut up. I tell you to shut up. You can go to your room after dinner.

Me: (sigh) I wish my mother could just be grateful I exist...

by Alex4315 February 17, 2013

marmite motorway

n. The anus.

The British equivalent of the Hershey Highway.

I heard that Tom likes to take it up the Marmite Motorway...

by Miss Agreeable May 26, 2004