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James Mitchell

JAMES MITCHELL YEAR 11!!!!!! ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š
Ms James: What is your name?
Actual James: JAMES MITCHELL YEAR 11
by ScientologyLover54 June 12, 2023
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Amber Jeanette Mitchell

Wife of a tatted up redneck Billy Joe Mitchell
Don't mess with that Amber Jeanette Mitchell her husband will kick your ass.
by thatonegirl16 April 18, 2010
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Pussy Whipped Mitch

Gets pussy whipped by his wife everyday of the week, controlled by the wife, has no balls, gets dragged around every
Mitch E: Can I golfing with Tony? Wife: No you can not you are going to the nail salon with me now. Mitch E: Ok hunny Tony: Mitch you are a pussy whipped mitch
by ZVolt December 19, 2012
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Bless your cotton mittens

Something that you say when you want to express affection or gratitude for someone (origin: British humorous)
Ben: I have enough coins to buy us two bars of chocolate..?
Alison: Aww, Bless your cotton mittens, but I couldn't deprive your of your chocolate resources.
by Barak1 December 9, 2013
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extra crispy little mitch

The act of little masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto that has just exploded due to a rear end collision.
Coastie earned the nickname 'Kingford' after his last extra crispy little mitch.
by publius2011 April 24, 2017
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Burger King Chicken Mitt

When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.
Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.
by AN0SEater March 19, 2020
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Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties

Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties is an underground urban legend about a gay boy who can be summoned by a certain phrase/game.

He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.

Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.

The poem associated with him is;
โ€œ*Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties*,say it 3 times and heโ€™ll be there like a kitty. To know he has came, just call out his name. Beware of your pickle, cause heโ€™ll come to tickle. And when your not looking, heโ€™ll use it for cooking..โ€
by urbanlegendteller August 21, 2021
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