Matt Manning

The amazing bassist for the post hardcore band From First To Last.

fftl fan 1: "Did you see from first to last last night ?
fftl fan 2: "Yes, Matt Manning tore up the bass !"

by Karen Kacenski July 7, 2008

Marty Trade

A trade offer made in fantasy football that is so blatantly unfair favoring the offering party that it would only be accepted by mistake by the recipient and/or if the recipient lacked a basic understanding of NFL football and representative value of fantasy players.

He offered me another Marty Trade last night: Brandon Jacobs and Jacoby Jones for Chris Johnson!

by MBzr November 29, 2010

Cynical Matt

Cynical Matts are people whom generally have a deeply cynical and depressing outlook on life whilst expressing this in a way that is funny and cheers up companions and themselves. As a result of this, Cynical Matts tend to be very witty and intelligent as well as a champion at 'that's what she said'.

Person one: Arghn that test felt so long and hard!
Person Two: That's what she said!
Person One: you are such a Cynical Matt

by Katietron April 8, 2010

Dirty Matt

A dirty Matt is when a man has a HUGE cock but doesn’t let it make him cocky and instead actually knows how to please and temporarily break the insides of a woman.

I took my dirty Matt out for dinner yesterday!

Oh the one with the big shlong?

by Matchupichu June 8, 2022

Victim of the Martyrs

noun any person who is in such martyrhood they out martyr any other martyred individual

"God you're such a victim of the martyrs you might as well go nail yourself to a cross and then bitch about how the nails are rusty and you're doing it for someone else!"

by cadbloom June 27, 2006

matt-ism

A word used for negative feedback,

originated on a anime fan site.

user1: that revamp is such a waste of time
user2: enough with the matt-isms for today...

by luckymouse September 22, 2008

Matt Caprio

An amazing best friend who will always be there for you.
No matter what situation you are in he will always back you up.
He is great with boy advice and he has a lot of girl friends
matt caprio is basically an amazing person who will never let you down.

My best friend is a Matt Caprio

See him? Thats Matt Caprio

by 11234543 August 14, 2011