joao martins

Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock

Joao Martins has the Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock

by Le Joao February 19, 2024

martin bergman

Huge penis. Always bigger than Calebs.

Martin Bergman is handsome

by Marroo February 16, 2019

Martin Sillaste

Very funny man, gjeah. Shitcuboid in pants when play phasmophobia, epic hand simulator player. Always gamer, always monke, oooh ooh aah aah ooh ohooh ahha haooh hoh aahoaOHOH OHOHo ahahahah Oohh OOOH AAAG AAGHH OOH OOH AAHAAH

Hey, did you see Martin Sillaste, funniest guy I've ever seen.

by Jaisk November 30, 2020

Martin

Martin is a red head who still likes his ex even tho he knows she doesn’t like him

Martins is a simp
For his ex

by Shiii idk November 21, 2021

Martin Johannes

A very talented musician who could get every girl he would want, so if he chose you, then youre a lucky ass mf. He is genuine, kind, cute, handsome and so much more. Get yourself this handsome devil rn.

Girl 1. I wish I dated Martin Johannes.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.

by Alaskafocus4836 March 8, 2021

Martinitis

When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years

I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis

by Lyncity07 October 4, 2021

Martin Huey

Sexiest dilf on the planet , extremely dominant would destroy every woman. Massive cock

What a sexy wee Martin Huey I wish my cock was that massive

by Yeoitsmee December 16, 2021