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Mario

Guy 1: "Look at that Italian guy!"
Guy 2: "OMG is that Mario?!"
by stacyyyOwO October 30, 2023
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Racist Mario

One of the most absurd parody videos of all time. The video depicts a Mario Kart race featuring several non-nintendo characters. Mario slowly but surely kills every one of them, even killing Yoshi and Toad in the process, and Ash Ketchum captures Sonic. Ultimately he dies to Kratos, who wins the race by default, taking Peach and Daisy as his trophies.
Characters who appear in the video include
Knuckles: Died (blown up by mario)
Anakin: Died (Fireballed)
Yoshi: Died (Crashes his kart after getting an item box in his eyes.)
Donkey Kong: Survives (Mario shoved a banana up his ass)
Sackboy: Died (Hit by Mario's bullet bill.)
Sonic: Captured (Choked by Mario before getting sent down the track by a boost panel, proceeds to get captured by Ash Ketchum.)
Ash Ketchum: Did not participate in the race (Captured sonic)
Luigi: Died (Mario almost killed him with a fireball, but kratos killed luigi instead.)
Crash Bandicoot: Already dead (Decapitated head shown by mario, thrown at kratos.)
Toad: Died (Mario used his head as a powerup)
Mario: Died (Defeated by Kratos at the end)
Peach: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Daisy: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Person 1: "Wait wait wait. You mean to tell me Kratos killed Mario once?"
Person 2: "It's in the Racist Mario video. A bunch of crazy shit happens, it's great!"
by Bossboy28 July 13, 2025
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Welcome to Mario Kart

Something to say to your friend when they get Mario Karted.
Dave: wtf bro i just dropped to last place
John: Welcome to Mario Kart
by WHATTHEDAWGDOIN November 24, 2021
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Super Mario Forever

One of the hardest ROM hacks of Super Mario Brothers ever made. There are only four levels, and every single one of them (except the third one) is its own rage-inducing nightmare that will make you want to throw your keyboard across the room.
Super Mario Forever quickly attracted notoriety when Youtube began to notice it. However, it was dismissed as a Kaizo ripoff shortly afterward and has since fallen off the face of the earth.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2021
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Mario

An Itallian man trying to save a blonde with stalkhome syndrome from a dragon
I played a Mario game and I'm a fucking noob and I died
by God's shit hole May 17, 2023
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Mario

A fuck Nigga and he eat ass. And he dont know who has better nudes fuck ass nigga
Mario has a bunch of ugly thots
by Wopalot March 9, 2019
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Mario

A mario came at me .
by Sikeuletz_14 October 27, 2020
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