Dirty Morgan

When you have Sex in a nasty truck stop bathroom while the girl holds her hands and legs on the walls like Spiderman to avoid touching the floor and the Shit on the bottom of the walls.

"My girlfriend and I were driving home and decided to stop at a gross truck stop for a quick fuck, But there was trucker shit on the floor and walls so she had to do a Dirty Morgan so I could hit it from the back."

by BiggestMonkaBallls April 3, 2020

Captain Morgan

The act of farting in someone's face while your leg is propped up.

Dude I totally had to Captain Morgan him

by FKRPrints October 3, 2013

Dr. Morgan

The best fucking drink you will ever have consisting of Doctor Pepper and Captain Morgan

"Hey dude, did you see that chick that was drinking a Dr. Morgan?
"Yeah man! I didn't wanna bone her til I saw her drinking a Dr. Morgan!"

by captaindrunk93 March 16, 2012

to Morgan

Opportunistic buying of something at a very ridiculous price, almost bordering on being exploitative

origin: JP Morgan's purchase of Bear Stern at $2/share

1. Bloody, I lost my purse and all my cash and credit cards along with it. The shop keeper morganed my expensive watch.

2. The company I was working for was Bear Sterned. I lost my job and had to morgan my house

by jhollain March 22, 2008

Jake Morgan

Someone who is part human, part giraffe, and likes blue haired girls.

Your neck is so long! Your such a Jake Morgan!

by bluehairgirl1212 October 31, 2017

Fort Morgan

A town in northeast colorado which welcomes diversity. The top employers here are a beef factory and a sugar beat factory which unfortunately create a very noticeable odor and possibly hazardous air polution. However, without them the town would cease to exist

Fort morgan is that smelly town in morgan county.

by Kelseybutterflyisaracistcunt November 9, 2017

Fort Morgan

A town in north East Colorado. Often called stinky farm town or Fort Mexico. There are many farms located here but there is also a beet factory and a cow slaughter house that burns cow blood every Friday. The greatest entertainment here is McDonalds. Many people here resort to drugs to entertain themselves because this town is very boring besides the random people that hide around corners that will shank you in the back! :D Population - 11,034

11,034 people live in Fort Morgan, CO (Colorado)


39.04% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Latino 39%

58.71% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Caucasian 58.7%

WHEN A TOURIST VISITS FORT MORGAN.....

tourist- What is that awful smell?
me- oh that could be
1. beets rotting in the ditches
2. Cow blood being burnt
3. Damn Mexicans that never shower!

but most likely the last one!

by Social_Butterfly_Kelsey February 1, 2009