A giant turd.
by Ptolomy Fife March 30, 2017
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Like a Fag Hag, it's a dude who hangs out with only lesbians hoping to be their inevitable dick supply.
I'm really horny and could use some dick tonight. I'm going to call my Fish Monger to come over and service me.
by BlackRex October 10, 2021
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Get the Honk the Mongoose mug.You call on a friend that is not liked by your circle of friends, but is always around anyway. Get them really drunk. Find a dead girl (don't try at home) and place her freshly (1 to 2 days old is the best) dead body in a different room on a bed. Have several friends hide in the closet of said room. Tell your friend (victom) that there is a really drunk girl in the other room sleeping and if he orally pleasures her he is guarenteed a bit of "the ol' in and out." Now when you friend starts to get busy on her south bound action all you friends come running out the closet and jump on her stomach. This makes all her internal organs (or mong as it's called after death) come out her box and into his mouth! Hence, the Mongolian Buffet.
by yehudah October 24, 2006
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Get the Jew Monger mug.A sexual act performed following anal intercourse, where the person who was being penetrated does a head-stand exposing his/her gaping anus and the penetrator sits atop the penetratee and defecates into their rectum.
by The Grand MasterSmeat (courtesy of Scott) August 30, 2006
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