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blurry mario

"Hey man I was super drunk last night and made out with a blurry Mario"
"Ew gross bro!"
by rentit69 August 9, 2018
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mario

T ̨̛̖̓͛̇̓̅̎͗͂̊̃̿͋̐̾̕͝͠H ̢̨̢̨̛̭̻̣̥͓̫̤͎̒͋̎̈́̊̋͒̃̏̎̑̽̏̚̕A ̥̰̻̬̼̪̈́̔̿̓͒̉̆́̊͐̓͆͛͊̂͝N ̙̤̬̙̑̒́̽̾̂̎͆̉̾̈́͌͑͌̐̉̈́̇͑̽K̴̡͎͎͚͙̺̞̗̙̰̥͚̭̩̃̔͑̓͐̏̈̃̉́̅͑̽͒́̋̎͗̾̃̕͘͜͝ ̡͕̤͖͍̱̲̰̜̠̲̗̲̗̺̞̳̭̞̩̦̲̫̩̘͌͆̈́̇̈́̽̈́̅̉̀́̒̀͐̀̋̾͌͒͋̚͘͘̕̕Y ̢̧̛̰͓̩͔͎̻̰̞̗͓̤̦̲̰̗͆̓͛̀̀̅̃̏͠͠ͅO̴̻̘̘̝̫̻̖̤͉̣̻̹̜̩̳̥̞̓̈́̉͂̀̃̚͜͠Ư̶̤̮̂͋͊̑̏̎̿̇̒̂̂̃́̑͝͠ ̵̢̼̝̦̤̭̖̰̭̰̠̘̹͚̦̜͙̞̲̖̜̝̈́̐̐͆̏͊͐̏͊̃͂̐͗̏͑̀̀͌̾͋̕̕F ̧̡̛̛͖̮̜̬̱͍̱̹̺̩͓̠͎̪͓̜͓͈̞̱̩̘̇̋̀̐̀̃̑̓͋͒̋̾͒͊̒̐̈́̕ͅÕ̶̞͚̠͛̐͐͝Ṟ̴̢̧̛͓̬̟̗̯̮̲̪͕̱͆͊͑̄̆͋̄̈̈͑͋̔̈́̆̈̐̈́̿͊̓̌͜ ̵̝̼͚͎̥̭͓̞̩̘̺͙̮͉̿P ͈̲̰͖͇̯͇͉͕̓͛͐͐̾̚L̴̢͚̟̺̖̻̜̤̺̩͓͙̦͝͝A ͎̟͚̖̉̅̀̽̓͒̏͌̀͆́̈̀͒̈́͗̉́̓̐́͆̕͘Y̵̛̛̫͈̜̖̰̭̯͖̑̀̈́́̾͒͒̔̋̈́̊͐͗̒͐̈́I̴̛͈̫̘̼̜͖͕̰̙͍̯͍̙̜̜̗̅̊̽́̍̾̋̄̾̍͑̑̀̆͐̒͘̚͘̕̕͜͠ͅͅN̶̨̡̹̯̘̼͖̗̘̬̳̭͙̙͇̫̟̺͚̣̺̺̫͛̎̈́͑͜͠G̵̢͍͇͎̫̼̘̫͖̬̳̦̟̠̻̙̔͐̋̃͒̾̌̌̓͆̽͜͜͝͠ ̡̨̢͇̺͉̠̺̞̬͙̻͗́́͗͝M ̟̦̗̮̔̈̾̓̋̔̅͂̈́̒͝͝Y ̢̢̧̨̡̠͚͎̲̬̘̪̥̲͙̤̼͈͔̄ ̥̈́́̄͊̋̋́̈́Ǧ̵̨͎̹͍̱̿̈́͆͂̋́̂̈́̓̽̑͊̆̂́̀̑͐̚͘͘͝͝͠A ̨̧̝̯͉̽̽̎̾̈̓́̋̌̅͑M̵̧͈͔͍̭̩͚̮̱͓̖͚͚͎̰̘̮̮͎̋̂̔͑̄́̈̆̌̍͒̓̔͗̋̓̂̓̓͜͠Ẽ̶̤̲̫̝͔̒̽̿̎
mario wants to thank you and he says T ̨̛̖̓͛̇̓̅̎͗͂̊̃̿͋̐̾̕͝͠H ̢̨̢̨̛̭̻̣̥͓̫̤͎̒͋̎̈́̊̋͒̃̏̎̑̽̏̚̕A ̥̰̻̬̼̪̈́̔̿̓͒̉̆́̊͐̓͆͛͊̂͝N ̙̤̬̙̑̒́̽̾̂̎͆̉̾̈́͌͑͌̐̉̈́̇͑̽K̴̡͎͎͚͙̺̞̗̙̰̥͚̭̩̃̔͑̓͐̏̈̃̉́̅͑̽͒́̋̎͗̾̃̕͘͜͝ ̡͕̤͖͍̱̲̰̜̠̲̗̲̗̺̞̳̭̞̩̦̲̫̩̘͌͆̈́̇̈́̽̈́̅̉̀́̒̀͐̀̋̾͌͒͋̚͘͘̕̕Y ̢̧̛̰͓̩͔͎̻̰̞̗͓̤̦̲̰̗͆̓͛̀̀̅̃̏͠͠ͅO̴̻̘̘̝̫̻̖̤͉̣̻̹̜̩̳̥̞̓̈́̉͂̀̃̚͜͠Ư̶̤̮̂͋͊̑̏̎̿̇̒̂̂̃́̑͝͠ ̵̢̼̝̦̤̭̖̰̭̰̠̘̹͚̦̜͙̞̲̖̜̝̈́̐̐͆̏͊͐̏͊̃͂̐͗̏͑̀̀͌̾͋̕̕F ̧̡̛̛͖̮̜̬̱͍̱̹̺̩͓̠͎̪͓̜͓͈̞̱̩̘̇̋̀̐̀̃̑̓͋͒̋̾͒͊̒̐̈́̕ͅÕ̶̞͚̠͛̐͐͝Ṟ̴̢̧̛͓̬̟̗̯̮̲̪͕̱͆͊͑̄̆͋̄̈̈͑͋̔̈́̆̈̐̈́̿͊̓̌͜ ̵̝̼͚͎̥̭͓̞̩̘̺͙̮͉̿P ͈̲̰͖͇̯͇͉͕̓͛͐͐̾̚L̴̢͚̟̺̖̻̜̤̺̩͓͙̦͝͝A ͎̟͚̖̉̅̀̽̓͒̏͌̀͆́̈̀͒̈́͗̉́̓̐́͆̕͘Y̵̛̛̫͈̜̖̰̭̯͖̑̀̈́́̾͒͒̔̋̈́̊͐͗̒͐̈́I̴̛͈̫̘̼̜͖͕̰̙͍̯͍̙̜̜̗̅̊̽́̍̾̋̄̾̍͑̑̀̆͐̒͘̚͘̕̕͜͠ͅͅN̶̨̡̹̯̘̼͖̗̘̬̳̭͙̙͇̫̟̺͚̣̺̺̫͛̎̈́͑͜͠G̵̢͍͇͎̫̼̘̫͖̬̳̦̟̠̻̙̔͐̋̃͒̾̌̌̓͆̽͜͜͝͠ ̡̨̢͇̺͉̠̺̞̬͙̻͗́́͗͝M ̟̦̗̮̔̈̾̓̋̔̅͂̈́̒͝͝Y ̢̢̧̨̡̠͚͎̲̬̘̪̥̲͙̤̼͈͔̄ ̥̈́́̄͊̋̋́̈́Ǧ̵̨͎̹͍̱̿̈́͆͂̋́̂̈́̓̽̑͊̆̂́̀̑͐̚͘͘͝͝͠A ̨̧̝̯͉̽̽̎̾̈̓́̋̌̅͑M̵̧͈͔͍̭̩͚̮̱͓̖͚͚͎̰̘̮̮͎̋̂̔͑̄́̈̆̌̍͒̓̔͗̋̓̂̓̓͜͠Ẽ̶̤̲̫̝͔̒̽̿̎
by greenscreen fox the bi one December 15, 2021
mugGet the mariomug.

Mario

your so mario

this means short
you god damn mario boy
by THE REAL DD February 28, 2022
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Mario

An Italian-American plumber named after the land lord of Shigeru Miyamoto back in the early 80's, Mario, originally a carpenter, fights evil creatures such as: Donkey Kong (they later become friends), Koopas (bad turtles ruled by King Koopa more commonly called Bowser), goombas (evil mushroomesque fellows), piranha plants, and many more.

Mario's younger brother, Luigi, and he own a small plumbing business in Brooklyn. They were once summoned to an emercengy plumbing problem at which they were required to fix a shower. Upon completion of the task, both of the brothers were sucked into the shower head and transported undergroung. Thus begun their adventures. IN the beginning, all they had to do was jump on turtles ad crabs that came out of pipes, but later they were magically transported to another world. They came to the Mushroom Kingdom. Here it was that they had to rescue the princess and fight the evil hordes of Bowser's army. Mario and Luigi both can use numerous powers such as: a cape, the toonooki, the frog suit, the star, fireballs, metal cap, and many more. They also have a dinosaur buddy named Yoshi that they ride upon and force to consume enemies and berry-like fruits
Oh no Mario, not them mushrooms again!

Mario better fix that plumbing or I'll shove 'em wrenches where the sun don' shine!
by seabohrium May 28, 2021
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SUPER MARIO 64

First time: ok
Second time: lil sus
Third time: SUPER MARIO 64 SUS!!
by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 February 25, 2021
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Mario Work Gear

Work Gear for sale: Overalls, Gloves, Shirts, Hats, Ect.
I get my clothes from Mario Work Gear
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Super Mario Galaxy 2

who?
what's that?
a fangame?
must be fun.
But it's not real.
Guy1: Hey watcha playing?
Guy2: Super Mario Galaxy 2.
Guy1: Oh, the fangame?
by Cube6Gamer September 29, 2020
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