magic writing stick

A pen.

writing stick

Billy: Hey dude can I borrow your magic writing stick?

by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008

Magic Shot

A Magic Shot is best taken when you are few beers in, just on the verge of a buzz. Shoot the tequila (without salt and lime) and chase immediately with a Jaeger bomb (Purists may argue that you must "drop" the Jeager instead of drinking it pre-mixed, but it really does not matter). After 10 minutes you will jump straight over being buzzed to being drunk.

This shot was created in 2004, in Atlanta, GA because a group of girly men wanted to be more manly and learn to shoot tequila without training wheels (salt and lime). After months (maybe years) of searching for the right way to do it, on one magical night, we found that a Jeager bomb chaser really cleared the palate.

This shot was originally called the "Suicide Shot" and became the "Magic Shot" because of a misunderstanding on a cross country drunk dial. We all liked the new name better.

A Magic Shot is a shot of tequila (without salt and lime) chased immediately by a Jaeger bomb.

by K_man May 29, 2009

Magic Treehouse

A book series that we all read in elementary school, despite the fact that they weren't that great.

Bailey School Kids is way better than the magic treehouse

by T-Bizzcuit February 25, 2010

magic dragon

To smoke weed/cannabis/a blunt/a zoot/a spliff etc.

Druggy McDrug:'Hey, lets puff the magic dragon and get high'

Wee Dyman:'Is it beef??!!!'

*Druggy McDrug caps Wee*

by E! May 26, 2005

Gift of the Magi

Origin: Those nasty scat loving Germans. As once performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.

Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass.

Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.

by Brett Herron November 9, 2008

Magic Fountain Ride

When a male ejaculates in another's (male or female) butthole. Then the recipent of the ejaculate will shake the sperm in his/her butthole for exactly 39 seconds. The recipent will then shoot out the sperm onto the toe of a baby. It is best when the baby is under 6 months.

Optional: You may then cook the baby.

Hey dude! I just got the best Magic Fountain Ride from Nick the other night! O and that baby was delicous.

by Matt Harry March 30, 2008

the magic Johnson

the act in which one has 3 sluts, 2 sluts spinning with there cunts on each index finger like a basketball, then finally the last slut spining on the mans pork sword. just like the famous basketballer magic johnson

"last night I was ballin and picked up hunnies and gave them the magic johnson the bitches thought they were honourary globe trotters."

by alycie orchlair January 29, 2009