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jabber laps

The action of driving or cruising in ones car around the local streets and beaches. Jabber lappers typically drive either v8,s that sound good or small doof doof cars with stereos that sound good. Usually done by rev heads on a regular basis on weekends. Male Jabber Lappers tend to drive with one elbow resting out the window. Female Jabber Lappers are a newer breed but they still partake in this pursuit, tending to drive smaller cars typically with some sticker on the back window claiming them to be a princess or 100% bitch.
Jabber Lappers will typically drive the same stretch or circuit of road repeatedly in any given evening or afternoon.
Often referred to as hoons.
The doof doof boys are doing jabber laps again.
by K8T October 10, 2006
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lapper

Anyone who is profecient in the art of cunnilingus
Man Harry's girl told me he is one hell of a lapper but I wouln'dt eat her anyhow.
by Chickenman June 12, 2003
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Lapis Lazuli

A word that you can say instead of fuck. So your grandma will still keep you on her will ;
Okay so you stubbed your toe in front of little kids.

"oh Lapis Lazuli"

Then when the little kids ask what that means you can just tell them that it's the color of the sky before night falls.
by Hayley-Mae January 9, 2009
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lapd

World famous Police Department and the best trained Officers in the world. Officers in this Department have died in the line of duty to protect citizens they dont even know. The creators of D.A.R.E. drug abuse resistant education. Also founders of the S.W.A.T team. special weapons and tactics. involved in a shoot out with the North Hollywood bank robbers. Many LAPD officers were shot , but made sure the bank robbers were stopped...both robbers died. Very diciplined orginization. LAPD Officers cover the largest square miles of any other city while having an understaffed 9000 plus officers.
The Los Angeles Police Departmentis is a proffesional orginization
by PROUD OF OUR TROOPS February 2, 2005
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Lapped

To bend a girl over you lap and spank them
You see that girl there I lapped her so hard last night
by Lee_carter69 November 18, 2015
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Lappy

A nick name for a laptop computer.
Usually the more miserable and old it is, the more personalization he would get. The term was coined first by Melissa Gymrek (an MIT undergrad) to show empathy to her lappy while she was coding nonstop.
'Good job lappy', usually comes together with compelling hand tapping on it.
by dodalo January 13, 2010
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Lappy

Where's my lappy?

Barbara Streishand took it in the divorce
by untalented311 September 30, 2010
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