you know you got problems

A term used to tell somebody that they aren't in no way better than you and that they themselves have issues, but don't want to show because they want to maintain a image as if they have it all and got it together. Every body has problems.

Mentioned in a Too Short song.

Adam: Man my, 1991 Ford broke down and I have no money to get it fix man.

Steven: Well maybe if you would upgrade and get you a better car like my brand new Mercedes-Benz, you wouldn't have that problem.

Adam: Fuck you bitch, you know you got problems.

by thatdude23 October 10, 2012

i hardly know her

a saying karl jacobs uses.

whenever something ends with “her” and you wanna make someone laugh say “*word*? i hardly know her”

“bleacher? i hardly know her”

by cumsob10 May 11, 2022

Do you know da wae?

it's the meaning of life

Do you know da wae?

by Scarecrow5352 November 13, 2018

You know who's Mike?

Some kind of DN joke

"- You know who's Mike?"
"- Who?"
"- Mike ock"
sound like "my MALE GENITAL"

by HapUnicorn June 27, 2021

Did you know that Israel?

A question that you ask someone purely to confuse them or make them look dumb.
Knowing that Israel is common knowledge, like knowing what 1 + 1 equals.

Person A: Did you know that Israel?
Person B: Uh... no?
Person A: Hah, idiot

by CutieFox9 October 17, 2022

you know its funny how

Something a girl says after you ask whats wrong. You messed up in some way and she thinks you know about what you did. Usually done over text.

you: whats wrong?
Her: nothing....
you: oh okay
Her: You know its funny how...

by RedPanda334 October 30, 2017

I don't know what that means

A common response that happens when an asker made a point
but the receiving end felt offended and looked down on the question.
Then quipped by the receiving end!

A: Hey any tips on how to make money?

B: I don't know what that means.

by akamemake May 28, 2023