by BenDaEevee March 3, 2026
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All that I heard was a slathering noise, like something wet and heavy being smeared across flesh. Then came a horrifying, guttural belch that echoed through the dark room.
“MEGAKNIGHT!”
Before I could move, a cold, slick weight flopped onto me. The smell of mayonnaise and madness filled my lungs as I struggled beneath the crushing absurdity of it all. This Caused the name The Mega Knight. I had been Mega Knighted.
“MEGAKNIGHT!”
Before I could move, a cold, slick weight flopped onto me. The smell of mayonnaise and madness filled my lungs as I struggled beneath the crushing absurdity of it all. This Caused the name The Mega Knight. I had been Mega Knighted.
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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by TKM06 July 6, 2021
Get the Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights mug.Rank 200 with mothership/lanite gear: can anyone carry me on Creus, Grand Solar Knight?
Rank 2k: kill yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rank 1k: bruh
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Rank 1k: bruh
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