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Johnny Depp

Famous Hollywood movie star. No one *really* knows what his true face looks like, because of the elaborate costumes and makeup he wears in his films. Over the years, scientists have been able to piece together what his actual face is like, but so far refuse to release it to the general public, fearing that the immense hotness of his natural good looks would make the world explode.

Since no one knows what he looks like (except for really hot), you can compliment almost anyone in the world by saying they look like Johnny Depp.
Person 1: Say, you look like Johnny Depp today!
Person 2: Aw, shucks.

Person 1: Wow, you really got your Johnny Depp face on tonight!
Person 2: But.. I'm a girl.
Person 1: I didn't say you weren't!
by Nikkita Jayne July 9, 2010
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Johnny Appleseed

When I fuck a girl and then stuff my ballsack in her pussy so that the whole thing is in there at once!
I fucked that single mom on he living room couch and then pulled a Johnny Appleseed when I stuffed my nuts in her pussy right behind the big sausage!
by D Flawless June 2, 2018
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johnny paycheck

An Individual who works and gets paid on Thursday but decides to take off either Friday or Monday for a longer weekend and Jew Jack's those stuck at work.
by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005
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JohnnyBro 702

A small youtuber who is on youtube who games and does other things.
JohnnyBro 702 Is an awesome youtuber!
by James P. Loianne December 18, 2020
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Johnny Rotten

The police. Any law enforcement personnel.
Damn Johnny Rotten shock me down and tore up the inside of my car looking for dope.

Slow down there's Johnny Rotten waitting to bust some one.
by incognito12345 October 29, 2010
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johnny depping

Johnny depping some one is when you throw your phone at the other persons face after the act of love making
I'm johnny depping some one tonight
by Martiniuos January 9, 2018
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Island Johnny

The act of Fucking a girl in her anus, in a bathtub, while hitting her in the back of the head with a coconut.
Man me and **** just swent to my house and she totally let me give her an island johnny!
by Xx_BaBy_KoRn_xX June 4, 2010
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