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jizz jazz

Shit sounds good like fine jizz jazz
by the tonk god July 29, 2021
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Jazzy and kermit

The trashiest couple they not a W couple like quaneily and faithy they are worst than quafqithy. They suck they dont even tell their friends there together. They did eat that they thought they rlly ate but they didnt
Person: omg did u hear jazzy and kermit are dating
Alaya and Phoenix: no they didnt even tell us😱
by Jaquaveontaveous November 23, 2021
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jizz golf

a game where the goal is to successfully cum in every single hole on another’s body
damn you mad good at jizz golf i’m like a boston cream donut rn
by jizz creamery April 19, 2022
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Jazzy Jared

The jazziest person you'll ever meet! Jared will always say #StayJazzy! Once you're jazzy, you'll never go back! Periodt Kingggg
WOAH! Jared you're so jazzy! Jazzy Jared is forever cool!
by JuliePooly June 9, 2022
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Jizz drips

When you nut up a girl's nose, resulting in her getting drips similar to cocaine.
I busted up thos girls nose and gave her jizz drips.
by Dainslief July 15, 2022
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Jazzy Juice

person 1: "yo pass me the shield pot"
person 2: "nah u bugging thats jazzy juice"
by ESDS2 March 10, 2023
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Jizzathalon

When you complete an event in each major jizz sport (jizz baseball, jizz soccer, jizz and field, etc.). The winner of a jizzathalon gets slimed in jizz (similar to the winner of a Nickelodeon kids choice award, but less green assuming the donor jizz is healthy).
Wanna run a jizzathalon later?

Remember that one time you completed a jizzathalon and got slimed in moderately green jizz.
by Jizzonah May 6, 2023
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