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Jensen

The craziest most fun and creative girl you will ever Meet. She is a tomboy and loves superheroes. Don't hold her on a tight leash because she will rebel. If you meet a Jensen you better feel as lucky as you will be.
Am I seeing thing or is that really a Jensen, wow I'm Lucky.
by blood is my friend August 14, 2016
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Jesse

Generally tall goofy blue eyed man. He scares easily and likes big booty bitches. He likes to unsuccessfully break dance. His only talent is poorly singing in the shower. His gas overtakes your lungs and lingers for hours.
Man you got them Jesse farts.
by Fancylegs864 July 15, 2018
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half-jesse

When you do a crazy move while playing keyboards, but not too crazy. It's when you're wild, but still mantain composure.

It originated from Jesse Johnson, moog player in MCS. He does wild moves all the time, so a "half-jesse" is half of what he would do at a show.
Bill: Dang, that keyboard player is up there doing some sweet moves, yet still manages to maintain a professional feeling about him.

Jim: I guess you could say he was doing a half-jesse!
by Sidewalks August 6, 2006
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New Jersey Breakup

When a guy breaks up with a girl by just cutting off all communication to a girl out of the blue. The girl then wonders if they are broken up or not.
Kasey was upset that her boyfriend wouldn't talk to her and is wondering whether they had broken up or not. Little did she know, her boyfriend The Situation, had pulled a New Jersey Breakup on her.
by EvilGingerMan September 13, 2010
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New Jersey Highway

While preforming a 69, right as your start to cum, you slide down her body jizzing as you go down. Creating white strips that look like road lines.
Me and Heather were 69ing last night, when I pulled a New Jersey Highway on her.
by ExpertEntrepreneur August 4, 2011
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Jersey Turnpike

Did you see Deena from the Jersey Shore doing the Jersey Turnpike!
by dancedancedance66 April 19, 2011
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jersey party

A social gathering of homoerotic, hypersexed young adult males all clad in hideous, bright-colored basketball jerseys that occurs most frequently in a malodorous dorm room or filthy apartment. Most often, low-quality rap music is played and female partygoers are invited to drink a mysterious red-colored punch made with equal parts fruit juice, alcohol and GHB.
Girl #1: Are you going to Sam's party this Saturday?

Girl #2: I think I'd rather drink anti-freeze than go to another jersey party.
by ihatejerseyparties January 27, 2008
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