Jackson, NJ is a place where there's more old people homes than streets. A place where the road Wright Debow is notorious and everyone knows whats up when you say it. All kids are either drug addicts or alcoholics. We have the most fun, and everyone retty much wishes they were from Jackson. We're 20 minutes from every beach and mall, and an hour from NY and Philly. Everyone smokes weed, including your mom. It's a place for hicks and wanna be gangsters come together.
you don't understand Jackson,NJ unless you're from Jackson,NJ.
why don't you party in the woods like normal jackson people?
why don't you party in the woods like normal jackson people?
by srf October 30, 2006
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I love Michael Jackson, and i only use this in his memory.
1958-2009<3 You will never be forgotten.
by Asodoph Boingberry June 27, 2009
Get the Post-Michael Jackson mug.Ever watch the show "My Name is Earl"? Well, take all the characters, multiply them by 500,000, and you got Jacksonville: the most racist, backward, inbred city of cretins in America. A NASCAR lover's utopia of mullets, beerbellies, crooked cops (see the documentary "Murder on a Sunday Morning" to know I'm not lying), and people with unforking family trees.
Jacksonville City Government is controlled by a Church/Cult/Hypocrisy center that keeps Jacksonville the badly dressed laughing stock of the other designer label Florida cities.
Full of fat chicks with supermodel attitudes. EVERY, and buddy, I mean E-V-E-R-Y girl over the age of 16 is an unwed mother. The favorite vacation spot for most inhabitants is jail. The general landscape resembles a half occupied strip mall filled with vagrants and no end in sight, but people who live there love to say that it's the hottest city in Florida (snicker).
KKK membership is mandatory to become a cop or city councilman. They have a beautiful new library that is always uncrowded, surprise, surprise.
In summary, Jacksonville, Florida is the only city that a Category 5 hurricane would actually improve.
Jacksonville City Government is controlled by a Church/Cult/Hypocrisy center that keeps Jacksonville the badly dressed laughing stock of the other designer label Florida cities.
Full of fat chicks with supermodel attitudes. EVERY, and buddy, I mean E-V-E-R-Y girl over the age of 16 is an unwed mother. The favorite vacation spot for most inhabitants is jail. The general landscape resembles a half occupied strip mall filled with vagrants and no end in sight, but people who live there love to say that it's the hottest city in Florida (snicker).
KKK membership is mandatory to become a cop or city councilman. They have a beautiful new library that is always uncrowded, surprise, surprise.
In summary, Jacksonville, Florida is the only city that a Category 5 hurricane would actually improve.
by T The Scribe December 17, 2006
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Get the Jackson mug.A high school in the middle of nowhere where the students are little know it alls and tell everyone their ghetto when their really rich snobbs..majority of the school is white but they dont like people knowing that because then it dosent make them look "ghetto"
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my backyard has traintracks in it that means im ghetto right?!?!
my backyard has traintracks in it that means im ghetto right?!?!
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