Japonalds

Japanese dons. The equivalent of North American dons but in Japan.

The boys are going for a japonalds run you want anything?

by jes bru April 17, 2019

Japanese Papercut

When one man cuts the eye of his penis open to enable another man to stick his dick in the hole

That guy's hardcore, I heard he'll even do the Japanese papercut if you pay him enough!

by Jumpy142 April 25, 2019

Japanese Sorka level

Sorka level made a Japanese Mario Maker player.

A Japanese Sorka level wastes time for players that want to play a good level in Super Mario Maker.

by ec4u2c_studioz May 29, 2019

Japanese teabag

To commit suicide in a bath tub by cutting yourself deep enough and bleedout into the bath water. Japan having one of the highest suicide rate,and just as a teabag would in water.

Dang man, Hannah did the Japanese teabag yesterday...

by Trindalien October 2, 2019

Japscat

A Japanese gender neutral humans. Gender neutral cat

Help !!!theres a japscat on my face

by P'n'S dicktionary November 16, 2019

Japanese Squid Soup

When you insert live squid into your vaginal cavity. Then you squeeze the squid to death inside your vaginal cavity so they become a pile of mush and ink. You lastly push the squished squid out of your vagina into a man’s mouth for consumption, which completes the Japanese Squid Soup.

I gave chris some Japanese Squid Soup last night and he dumped me.

by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020

Japanese Onions

Round luscious objects, somewhat resembling other things that are round and luscious.

Casey: Hey Steve, check out my Japanese Onions.
Steve: Stop showing me yer melons

by The Shy Nanny Gang February 27, 2020