The biggest pussy you know. If people were measured by their character, and that character could be stored in boxes, the “Puss House” would need an entire dwelling to store his boxes labeled “bitch tits and chicken shits.”
by Daddy Slack June 15, 2021
by wheats303 February 05, 2011
When the council kick you out into some temporary housing because you didn't pay the rent, and then they put you into premanent housing.
Girl: Dude, I heard you're moving house, was that for serious?
Guy: Yeah, I'm telling everyone I'm moving, but it's actually a house juggle.
Guy: Yeah, I'm telling everyone I'm moving, but it's actually a house juggle.
by nee. October 28, 2008
A person who spends a lot of time at home cooking and baking, and has achieved a pleasant amount of chubbiness. New York-based comedian/writer Tony Atamanuik mentioned this term on a Twitch gaming stream on October 19th, describing himself as “a fat, bread-baking little f-ing house cherub”. The image is especially humorous when applied to someone who isn’t babylike (the “putto” depicted in Renaissance artwork), but a well-built middle-aged man.
This is especially relevant to the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, when many people found themselves housebound and turned to the kitchen to pass the time (and compensate for the difficulty in obtaining goods like bread and cakes after many retailers and restaurants shut down). With access to gym facilities restricted, bicycles and exercise equipment at a premium, and some areas imposing curfews or shelter-in-place orders due to rising infections, the “Corona 20” weight gain was widely discussed on social media.
This is especially relevant to the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, when many people found themselves housebound and turned to the kitchen to pass the time (and compensate for the difficulty in obtaining goods like bread and cakes after many retailers and restaurants shut down). With access to gym facilities restricted, bicycles and exercise equipment at a premium, and some areas imposing curfews or shelter-in-place orders due to rising infections, the “Corona 20” weight gain was widely discussed on social media.
I baked sourdough bread yesterday, and pizza for lunch today -- you guys have to help me eat this Sachertorte I made tonight, I think I'm turning into a house cherub!
by TapirTrouble October 21, 2020
wife : my feet are cold
husband : then put your bed socks on and dont steal the covers for your foot house....
husband : then put your bed socks on and dont steal the covers for your foot house....
by Mathmoss August 20, 2017
The common use of artificial intelligence, 3D printing, robots, and computers to change, add onto, or remove features from your home.
Ernie: Hey John how about the two of us go grab a beer after work?
John: I'd love to Ernie but I need to get home before my wife does today. She texted me that she was going to do some more of her ingenious house editing.
Ernie: What is it this time John?
John: She wants to add a greenhouse onto the garage. I told her my car and tools would rust, but she won't listen, so I'm gonna go smash that damn AI toolset terminal of hers!
John: I'd love to Ernie but I need to get home before my wife does today. She texted me that she was going to do some more of her ingenious house editing.
Ernie: What is it this time John?
John: She wants to add a greenhouse onto the garage. I told her my car and tools would rust, but she won't listen, so I'm gonna go smash that damn AI toolset terminal of hers!
by 2020+32 January 04, 2021
Useless crap used to make teachers pets feel better and to make it seem like teachers aren't always dishing out detentions like oprah.
Mainly used in british schools.
Mainly used in british schools.
Teacher: " here u go jimmy, have a house point for ur good behaviour"
Student: "miss can i go to the toile...."
Teacher: " YoU ShOuTeD OuT!!! DeTeNtIOn!!!"
house points are for good students/pushovers
Student: "miss can i go to the toile...."
Teacher: " YoU ShOuTeD OuT!!! DeTeNtIOn!!!"
house points are for good students/pushovers
by 69Jeff 420 September 25, 2019