Bird Bath

A bird bath is when someone walks in on you masturbating, forcing you to quickly stick your member back in your pants as you blow your load, leaving a sticky mess all over your "Bird".

Fuck dude, you made me give myself a bird bath when you walked in on me earlier.

by GrowingStains May 7, 2018

trucker bath

Expression commonly used to describe a shower without the use of water but just a spray of deodorant instead. The origin of this phrase is unknown however, rumors say that this type of shower is frequently used as a substitute for a regular shower amongst truckers, as they have a tight time schedule.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, you smell like shit you should really consider taking a shower"

Guy 2: "Nah man, it's ok - i'll just have a trucker bath and no one will notice"

by Gregge September 15, 2017

Bathing in black

The considerable effort some white people make to surround themselves with black people at business events, sporting events, music industry events and in Hollywood in an effort to seem cool. Strangely, they never want to employ, work with, date or live by these same black people. black people, white people, race

I get so tired of these Hollywood types bathing in black. They love hanging out with black athletes and rappers, but strangely they never seem to find any black actors, producers, directors or studio executives to hire for their movies or tv shows.

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2016

bath the brown rat

When you go for a big brown poo in the toilet.

God I had a massive curry last night and needed to bath the brown Rat this morning

by Squashy Squashy Pumpkin Head May 16, 2023

Bees bath

When someone smack there sack across your face and jizz in you

I saw someone get a bees bath

by The real one 9 November 15, 2020

bandana bath

Soaking a bandana in water and soap and rubbing your armpits at a sink in place of taking an actual shower.

There were no showers at the camp site so I took a bandana bath instead.

by 666.0420.69 June 21, 2017

ankle bath

The process of taking a shower when the drain is clogged with hair or other funkiness, and the tub fills with water while you're in there.

Can also be used to describe the actual tub you are trying to shower in, but standing ankle deep in water...

Hey girl. Can I come shower at your place? Mine's a total ankle bath right now, and I don't feel like dealing with it.

by sweetsarahbelle February 21, 2011