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A cat's minute

by Notdannygonzalez May 26, 2017
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Awws Per Minute

A unit of measurement for endearing and cute things.
The squirrell that lives in my yard generates about 4 Awws Per Minute during my morning smoke. APM cute factor
by Grriracha May 14, 2016
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last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.
by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021
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Adult minute

The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…
Kid: Hey Mom can you take me to the Park?
Mom: Yeah in a minute… (“adult minute”)
Kid: ☠️
by Katthekrazy June 21, 2023
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Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes
Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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Minute Conservative

When someone only has a number of available minutes during the week on their cell phone plan, so they don't answer their phone on peak time unless it's an emergency.
Girl 1: Did you call her yesterday?

Girl 2: Yes, but she didn't didn't answer; she's a minute conservative.
by soadfreak3284 August 23, 2011
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last-minute lisa

when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.
driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024
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