jimmy woods

(n)
i. one who completes an amazing comeback
ii. one who is attempting an amazing comeback

(v)
i. the act of making an amazing comeback
ii. being in the process of making an amazing comeback

origin: (1989) The Wizard starring a 13-year old Fred Savage. Late in the Video Armageddon during a dramatic plot twist, Haley (Jenny Lewis) screams for Jimmy Woods (Luke Edwards) to "Use the Flute!" in the then unreleased game, Super Mario Bros. 3. Woods successfully warps to World 6 (Ice Land) and pulls a 'Jimmy Woods' thus ending the reign of Lucas (Jackey Vinson) and his 'so bad' power glove.

Examples:
1. Crazy 8 Countdown - (Steve's at 6's, Louca's at 2's)
Chow: "Jimmy Woods that shit Stevie."

2. Jason down to 1/2 the big blind in a $10R. "I gotta be Jimmy hardcore right now."

Related Example - Implicit Jimmy Woods
3. One may apply the term "Use the Flute!" in encouragement of a 'Jimmy Woods' in the process of a 'Jimmy Woods'. This is implicitly linked to Jimmy Woods.

by ThreeArrows November 03, 2006

wood plank

When one's erect penis is flatter than it is wide.

Jordyn's dick was a wood plank!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

wood work

money, also known as paper..since paper is made from trees which is wood.

Billy- You still askin yo mama fo money?

Skeety D- Yea mayne but i gotta get a job so i can make dis WOOD WORK

by reil May 12, 2008

Tiger Woods

When you whack a girl in the face with a boner like Tiger Woods teeing off.

Jake gave me a Tiger Woods last night for not giving him a bj

by jake and drew are pimps August 14, 2008

B Wood

The act of giving your self a blow job because of your morning wood.

Man, I woke up so horny this morning, I had to give myself a B Wood

by WarZ February 20, 2008

da wood

short name for Inglewood, CA

We moved from da wood to Compton last month

by Millyunz May 27, 2005

Elf Wood

The best place to look at pretty pictures drawn by normal people.

Go to www.elfwood.com NOW!!!

by colorguardhobbit September 29, 2004