bottle

a thing you should not put in your butt

doctor: good morning, what's the problem gggirl?
patient: I have a bottle stuck in my butt
doctor: I can't do anything about it, don't do that

by gggggirl November 23, 2021

Buxton bottle on car

When a man places a Buxton bottle of water on a automobile he sentences him to a duel. It is derived from the Fenghou; a mad dog like creature that deals havoc to all those around.

Ah , you left man on the log

We’ll see about that

*Places Buxton Bottle on Car*

by Balaboy May 26, 2020

Jungle Bottle

A bottle you keep in the shower, used to squirt water at your arse hole, so you don't get an itchy ring.

"I've got a right itchy arse hole!"
"Get yourself a jungle bottle then"

by Fuck it all! January 1, 2012

pandora's lube bottle

When you find the best porn of mankind and you can't stop jerking off

Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck

Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?

by I_eat_beans_bruh August 15, 2025

smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period

I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

by wurldeater August 24, 2020

Bottled it

When you're about to achieve something great but you fail at the last moment.

+Dude, he is about to win this race.

-Let's see.
+Nevermind, he bottled it already. So Super_GT

by AnDrEwFigi December 4, 2018

Gatorade water bottle

The only thing gamers will ever really drink with

Boy 1: Got a new gaming Gatorade water bottle!

Girl 1: Marry me

by ejnjejnejenjj December 6, 2021