horse eye

To slyly check someone out by moving the eyes sharply to the side, but without moving the head.

Dude, I must look hot today...that guy just totally gave me the horse eye as we walked past!

by shmelody December 27, 2007

get on your horse

to quicken a pace of walking

jog, or run

We have to get there quicker, get on your horse!

by NotJaredFogle May 16, 2016

Oh, and I met a horse

Derived from the long running British science fiction show "Doctor Who"; the phrase is used at the end of one's answer to the question "How was your day" or "What did you do today?"

Works best if one's day was filled with random, unforeseen events.

1st Person: So what was your day full of?
2nd Person: Oh I did EVERYTHING! Had an arguement about meta-physics & the creation/purpose of the universe, the current state of the Third Dimension, and all things in between. Vowed to pick a fight with the meta-physical incarnation of the Concept of Hell.
Oh, and I met a horse.

Brother: What'd you do today sis?
Sister: ... well, I went to see my friend in the hospital, got into a care accident afterward, ended up in a bed next to her for a few hours before the doctors actually told me to leave... oh and I met a horse.
Brother: In a hospital? Rather unhygienic... wait, WHAT?!

by The Regent August 24, 2010

i own a horse

A lie from a liar.

An effective way to get someone in a chat room(Omegle, Chatroullete, etc.) to leave.

(Omegle conversation)

Stranger: hey asl???
You: I own a horse.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by gogogogomaniac January 17, 2011

Charlie Horse

A leg cramp that usually occurs when you're sleeping, which causes so much pain you wake up and scream cusswords loudly.

Fuck, shit, bitch, goddamn charlie horse!!

by SiERRRRRA June 19, 2007

horse cum

Sticky milky residue that can drip, but has been known to violently erupt from a stallion's veiny throbbing cock. It is also word/phrase that can be used to emphasize a particular feeling or emotion. Anger, frustration, or witty humor can all be elaborated with the term horse cum.

Nadsack: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING IN PHYSICS! IT'S FUCKING HORSE CUM!"
or... "THIS IS A LOAD A HORSE CUM!"
or... "I'D RATHER GARGLE HORSE CUM!"
or... " I love horse cum."

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

by Thycid March 20, 2005