When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.
by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025
Get the Burtonsville Hog Hammermug. “I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge
by anonymous June 16, 2025
Get the Crank The Hogmug. Sarah: “what’s that guy doing at our womens rights protest?”
Ashley: “I don’t know, he’s a total hog in the henhouse.”
Ashley: “I don’t know, he’s a total hog in the henhouse.”
by Beach red neck September 11, 2021
Get the Hog in the Henhousemug. Someone obsessed with Raid Progress, to the exclusion of all other social hangouts.
Especially apt term for someone who is obsessed despite often having a miserable time.
Especially apt term for someone who is obsessed despite often having a miserable time.
Keeyn's such a Prog Hog, they are suffering through another hour of this raid before they come hang with the gang.
by DxTrog October 8, 2022
Get the Prog Hogmug. Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.
by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024
Get the crank the hogmug. A deck used by insufferable basement dwellers that jerk off to nothing but black dicks and gay porn and use their cheeto powder covered fingers to spam hog rider, musketeer and ice golem and call it “defence” and will never expect that their overrated ass deck takes 0 skill and the fact they get 0 bitches or maidens.
by SkellyKingLover January 4, 2023
Get the Hog Cyclemug. 